Kermit

bruceolee · 02-16-2014, 02:33 PM

Kermit the Frog converted to Judaism and because of this he had to divorce Mrs Piggy. When Kermit was asked why the religious conversion required him to divorce Mrs Piggy he explained "I can't eat pork anymore"

HEYOO!!! An oldie but a goodie

big_jaygee · 02-16-2014, 02:40 PM

markem · 02-16-2014, 02:41 PM

I think he is good as long as he doesn't swallow and keeps a separate bed for kosher

CigarNut · 02-16-2014, 03:03 PM

icehog3 · 02-16-2014, 03:03 PM

Maybe he was cheating on Miss Piggy with Petunia. Her vajayjay is certified kosher.

bruceolee · 02-16-2014, 03:25 PM

What about he's okay as long as he uses the bed sheet with a hole cut open.

icehog3 · 02-16-2014, 03:52 PM

Gina Gershon is hot.

bruceolee · 02-16-2014, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Gina Gershon is hot.

Yes she is and if you use the sheet it's not cheating according to God, according to Larry David

icehog3 · 02-16-2014, 06:28 PM

You mean Larry David isn't God?

02-16-2014, 02:33 PM	#1
bruceolee King of Rants Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Jason Location: South Florida Posts: 1,227 Trading: (1)	Kermit Kermit the Frog converted to Judaism and because of this he had to divorce Mrs Piggy. When Kermit was asked why the religious conversion required him to divorce Mrs Piggy he explained "I can't eat pork anymore" HEYOO!!! An oldie but a goodie __________________ “When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon

02-16-2014, 02:40 PM	#2
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Kermit

02-16-2014, 02:41 PM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,523 Trading: (47)	Re: Kermit I think he is good as long as he doesn't swallow and keeps a separate bed for kosher __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

02-16-2014, 03:03 PM	#4
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,038 Trading: (111*)	Re: Kermit __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

02-16-2014, 03:03 PM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,553 Trading: (60)	Re: Kermit Maybe he was cheating on Miss Piggy with Petunia. Her vajayjay is certified kosher. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

02-16-2014, 03:25 PM	#6
bruceolee King of Rants Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Jason Location: South Florida Posts: 1,227 Trading: (1)	Re: Kermit What about he's okay as long as he uses the bed sheet with a hole cut open. __________________ “When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon

02-16-2014, 03:52 PM	#7
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,553 Trading: (60)	Re: Kermit Gina Gershon is hot. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

02-16-2014, 06:28 PM	#9
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,553 Trading: (60)	Re: Kermit You mean Larry David isn't God? __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!