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Old 01-12-2012, 05:36 PM   #1
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The top 10 reasons a Harley is better then a women!!!


Number 10: She's always ready to be mounted
Number 9: When she's fat, it's a good thing
Number 8: She's never jealous (But you are!)
Number 7: Saddle bags look good on her
Number 6: If something's wrong, you can actually figure out what it is
Number 5: loud pipes
Number 4: If you choke her, the cops don't come
Number 3: A threesome? OKay.
Number 2: The harder you ride her, the hotter she gets

And the number reason a Harley is better than a woman . . .

She has an off switch!!!
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Old 01-12-2012, 06:28 PM   #2
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hahahaha Love it brother!
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Old 01-12-2012, 06:52 PM   #3
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There is one more to add.

When she gives you an attitude, you can lock her in the garage!!!
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Old 01-12-2012, 07:10 PM   #4
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Are you sleeping on the couch these days?



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The top 10 reasons a Harley is better then a women!!!


Number 10: She's always ready to be mounted
Number 9: When she's fat, it's a good thing
Number 8: She's never jealous (But you are!)
Number 7: Saddle bags look good on her
Number 6: If something's wrong, you can actually figure out what it is
Number 5: loud pipes
Number 4: If you choke her, the cops don't come
Number 3: A threesome? OKay.
Number 2: The harder you ride her, the hotter she gets

And the number reason a Harley is better than a woman . . .

She has an off switch!!!
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Old 01-12-2012, 07:37 PM   #5
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Nope, no couch. Leigh has a good sense of humor, she engaged to me after all!!!!
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Old 01-12-2012, 07:40 PM   #6
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Nope, no couch. Leigh has a good sense of humor, she engaged to me after all!!!!
so you must not have a harley then!
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Old 01-13-2012, 07:37 AM   #9
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When you ride a Harley it doesn't complain "your doing it wrong"?!?
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The top 10 reasons a Harley is better then a women!!!


Number 10: She's always ready to be mounted
Number 4: If you choke her, the cops don't come
Number 2: The harder you ride her, the hotter she gets
You're not doing it right, man.
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