The Wooden Ball

kelmac07 · 07-27-2012, 04:53 PM

An old man walks into the barbershop for shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years.
But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does."

Ogre · 07-27-2012, 07:20 PM

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

CigarNut · 07-27-2012, 07:34 PM

G G · 07-27-2012, 07:43 PM

EricF · 07-27-2012, 08:02 PM

Taki · 07-27-2012, 08:04 PM

Gross...but funny

07-27-2012, 04:53 PM	#1
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 23,691 Trading: (189)	The Wooden Ball An old man walks into the barbershop for shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball. The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does." __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

07-27-2012, 07:20 PM	#2
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 10,474 Trading: (45)	Re: The Wooden Ball EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! __________________

07-27-2012, 07:34 PM	#3
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07-27-2012, 07:43 PM	#4
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07-27-2012, 08:02 PM	#5
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07-27-2012, 08:04 PM	#6
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