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Old 10-03-2019, 08:09 AM   #1
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As I pulled into the gas station, I noticed a woman trying to push her car
toward the pump. Having always considered myself a Good Samaritan, I parked
and joined her in pushing her car.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm giving you a hand," I said. "What are you doing?"

"I'm stretching before my run."
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Old 10-03-2019, 08:20 AM   #2
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Old 10-03-2019, 11:21 AM   #3
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Old 10-03-2019, 11:38 AM   #4
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Old 10-03-2019, 02:07 PM   #5
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