In my country...

LT_Blueshine · 08-08-2012, 12:01 AM

I just have to share this ridiculous story...

I am currently deployed to Kandahar Airfield (KAF), Afghanistan, and I am a female officer that enjoys a good cigar *le gasp*. Well KAF has many NATO forces here so I work frequently with people from other countries. Last Sunday when it was slow I stepped out to the smoke shack to enjoy an ACID Blondie Belicoso. A NATO Soldier (I won't disclose his country) comes in to smoke a cigarette when I am about a quarter of the way through my cigar. He looks at me with pure shock on his face and just stares at me for a bit until he finally gets up the nerve to ask [in broken English] if all women in my country smoke this. I say "well some of them do". And, I sh*t you not, he says to me "women do not smoke that in my country, no man want to marry women who smoke [some word he said that I think meant cigar]" and he gets up and leaves in a huff.

I have since called up my Father and said he will have no luck in marrying me off to any Eastern European country now.

Weelok · 08-08-2012, 01:28 AM

Haha good stuff

The European gentlemen had a point though. If she had been smoking an Illusione, Viaje, Tatuaje, or Don Pepin cigar that would be marriage material. Smoking an Acid? Bleh

Just kidding, well, kind of. . .

Savor the Stick · 08-08-2012, 02:00 AM

Great Story! I hope you stick around the nuthouse and post an intro in the new inmate processing area. Always great to have another soldier in the place.

Never mind. I just saw you had posted a thread. Welcome to the Asylum! Glad to have you!

LT_Blueshine · 08-08-2012, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weelok

Haha good stuff

Smoking an Acid? Bleh

Just kidding, well, kind of. . .

Ha! I know, this was before I found out I can get CCs here.

kaisersozei · 08-08-2012, 07:46 AM

He was probably also offended that you shower, shave your legs and don't have a mustache.

Just for kicks, you should give him this website--that will really get him steamed!

68TriShield · 08-08-2012, 08:34 AM

That's hilarious LT

BHalbrooks · 09-21-2012, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LT_Blueshine

I just have to share this ridiculous story...

I am currently deployed to Kandahar Airfield (KAF), Afghanistan, and I am a female officer that enjoys a good cigar *le gasp*. Well KAF has many NATO forces here so I work frequently with people from other countries. Last Sunday when it was slow I stepped out to the smoke shack to enjoy an ACID Blondie Belicoso. A NATO Soldier (I won't disclose his country) comes in to smoke a cigarette when I am about a quarter of the way through my cigar. He looks at me with pure shock on his face and just stares at me for a bit until he finally gets up the nerve to ask [in broken English] if all women in my country smoke this. I say "well some of them do". And, I sh*t you not, he says to me "women do not smoke that in my country, no man want to marry women who smoke [some word he said that I think meant cigar]" and he gets up and leaves in a huff.

I have since called up my Father and said he will have no luck in marrying me off to any Eastern European country now.

I have a buddy in KAF, from Tacoma. Spc. Iler. Recognize the name?

icehog3 · 09-21-2012, 05:36 PM

Looks like Borat is out as a hubbt, LT.

N2 GOLD · 09-21-2012, 05:42 PM

It must SUCK to live in his country...

PCR · 09-21-2012, 05:44 PM

Some people still live in the 12th Century. Keep smoking cigars Lt.!

jluck · 09-21-2012, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weelok

Haha good stuff

The European gentlemen had a point though. If she had been smoking an Illusione, Viaje, Tatuaje, or Don Pepin cigar that would be marriage material. Smoking an Acid? Bleh

Just kidding, well, kind of. . .

That's funny....,Those are the three that would deter me.

08-08-2012, 12:01 AM	#1
LT_Blueshine Its always the LT's fault Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Tacoma, WA Posts: 14 Trading: (0)	In my country... I just have to share this ridiculous story... I am currently deployed to Kandahar Airfield (KAF), Afghanistan, and I am a female officer that enjoys a good cigar le gasp. Well KAF has many NATO forces here so I work frequently with people from other countries. Last Sunday when it was slow I stepped out to the smoke shack to enjoy an ACID Blondie Belicoso. A NATO Soldier (I won't disclose his country) comes in to smoke a cigarette when I am about a quarter of the way through my cigar. He looks at me with pure shock on his face and just stares at me for a bit until he finally gets up the nerve to ask [in broken English] if all women in my country smoke this. I say "well some of them do". And, I sh*t you not, he says to me "women do not smoke that in my country, no man want to marry women who smoke [some word he said that I think meant cigar]" and he gets up and leaves in a huff. I have since called up my Father and said he will have no luck in marrying me off to any Eastern European country now.

08-08-2012, 01:28 AM	#2
Weelok Feeling at Home Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Posts: 567 Trading: (2)	Re: In my country... Haha good stuff The European gentlemen had a point though. If she had been smoking an Illusione, Viaje, Tatuaje, or Don Pepin cigar that would be marriage material. Smoking an Acid? Bleh Just kidding, well, kind of. . . Last edited by Weelok; 08-08-2012 at 01:34 AM.

08-08-2012, 02:00 AM	#3
Savor the Stick ~Loves the Lord~ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin, or just K Location: Southern Calfornia Posts: 1,921 Trading: (67)	Re: In my country... Great Story! I hope you stick around the nuthouse and post an intro in the new inmate processing area. Always great to have another soldier in the place. Never mind. I just saw you had posted a thread. Welcome to the Asylum! Glad to have you! __________________ Pastor K Please Support the Troops

08-08-2012, 07:46 AM	#5
kaisersozei The Homebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gerard Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 3,179 Trading: (40)	Re: In my country... He was probably also offended that you shower, shave your legs and don't have a mustache. Just for kicks, you should give him this website--that will really get him steamed! __________________

08-08-2012, 08:34 AM	#6
68TriShield Got Torque? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: 75/80 Dragway Posts: 6,908 Trading: (39)	Re: In my country... That's hilarious LT __________________ We were all that guy once. I will never apologize for America "We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm". George Orwell

09-21-2012, 05:36 PM	#8
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09-21-2012, 05:44 PM	#10
PCR Maduro! Maduro? Maduro. Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Paul Location: NW Washington State Posts: 341 Trading: (6)	Re: In my country... Some people still live in the 12th Century. Keep smoking cigars Lt.! __________________ "I smoke cigars when I win, to celebrate ... and I smoke cigars when I lose to console myself." -Winston Churchill

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