New York Mets 2012 Banter - Page 26

TheTraveler · 06-25-2012, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

..... Why in the hell would Collins leave Batista in for two innings???

That's what kills me about baseball today. It just doesn't seem right to have a pitcher who can't be left in for more than one inning. Taking a pitcher out after an inning for strategy, or even one batter, yeah I get that. But because the guy can't hack it for more than three or four batters? Meh.

But that's just me, a grumpy old fart at the end of a long tough day.

kelmac07 · 06-26-2012, 05:25 AM

Mets drop another one to a team they should be beating, 6-1 to the Cubs. Santana looked like stir fried dog crap and Rauch comes on in 1/3 of an inning and gives up 4 runs (granted they were all unearned)...will someone please send his ass to double A or release him, HE'S KILLING US!!

Seems he can't get anyone out.

Dave128 · 06-26-2012, 08:34 AM

What, and get a better bullpen? That would be rediculous.....

jonumberone · 06-26-2012, 08:38 AM

You had to think the Mets were gonna sleepwalk through yesterdays game.
They just played 3 games against the Yanks in front of sellout crowds.
And now they have to play the team with the worst record in MLB.
Sunday's game was late, so they probably got in to Chicago in the early morning.
Classic let down game, IMO!

Dave128 · 06-26-2012, 09:20 AM

Hopefully the Mets wake up for tonights game. The Mets can't afford to lose to last place teams.

BigAsh · 06-26-2012, 10:55 AM

Mets banter sux as long as they are not in last or near bottom....just sayin'....

kelmac07 · 06-26-2012, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BigAsh

Mets banter sux as long as they are not in last or near bottom....just sayin'....

Your boys were outta the cellar...for a day or so.

The Poet · 06-26-2012, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BigAsh

Mets banter sux as long as they are not in last or near bottom....just sayin'....

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Your boys were outta the cellar...for a day or so.

The question remains to be seen: Were they just keeping the spot warm for you?

kelmac07 · 06-26-2012, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet

The question remains to be seen: Were they just keeping the spot warm for you?

Hush your mouth Thomas.

The Poet · 06-26-2012, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Hush your mouth Thomas.

Yas'sur!

BigAsh · 06-26-2012, 03:56 PM

Thomas is a wise man...or wise-a$$....either way it put me in the mood for a Mets joke:

There were two men, one was a Mets fan and the other was a Phillies fan. These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend. Both men accepted the challenge. That night, the woman had sex with the Mets fan and then the other night had sex with the Phillies fan. The next day the woman chose the Phillies fan to be her boyfriend. Shocked and outraged, the Mets fan asked why she didn't choose him. She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"

kelmac07 · 06-26-2012, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bigash

thomas is a wise man...or wise-a$$....either way it put me in the mood for a mets joke:

There were two men, one was a mets fan and the other was a phillies fan. These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend. Both men accepted the challenge. That night, the woman had sex with the mets fan and then the other night had sex with the phillies fan. The next day the woman chose the phillies fan to be her boyfriend. Shocked and outraged, the mets fan asked why she didn't choose him. She replied by saying, "you, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"

Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BigAsh · 06-26-2012, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a priest, a rabbi and a Mets fan walk into a bar....

....

The Poet · 06-26-2012, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I agree Mac. That was almost as uncalled for from Keith as was your guy calling my Yanks chickens and whiners . . . just before he hit the DL.

kelmac07 · 06-26-2012, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet

Yeah, I agree Mac. That was almost as uncalled for from Keith as was your guy calling my Yanks chickens and whiners . . . just before he hit the DL.

But he did get the save against the Yanks before going on the DL.

kelmac07 · 06-27-2012, 01:24 AM

Mets lose to the Cubs 5-3 and that makes four in a row. Will someone wake these ****ers up???

kelmac07 · 06-27-2012, 03:17 PM

Mets get a little payback with a 17-1 ass-whooping of the Cubs this afternoon.

The Poet · 06-27-2012, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Mets get a little payback with a 17-1 ass-whooping of the Cubs this afternoon.

And If they'd spread those runs around a bit over the past week, they'd have something going for them.

kelmac07 · 06-27-2012, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet

And If they'd spread those runs around a bit over the past week, they'd have something going for them.

We both know that isn't going to happen. We'll probably put up a goose egg against the Dodgers tomorrow.

kelmac07 · 06-29-2012, 06:01 AM

Mets beat a depleted Dodgers squad last night 3-2...back into second place.

For my brother Keith...the Phillies lose, yet again, and are now back in sole possession of the NL East Cellar!!

06-26-2012, 05:25 AM	#502
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter Mets drop another one to a team they should be beating, 6-1 to the Cubs. Santana looked like stir fried dog crap and Rauch comes on in 1/3 of an inning and gives up 4 runs (granted they were all unearned)...will someone please send his ass to double A or release him, HE'S KILLING US!! Seems he can't get anyone out. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

06-26-2012, 08:34 AM	#503
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,917 Trading: (4)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter What, and get a better bullpen? That would be rediculous..... __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

06-26-2012, 08:38 AM	#504
jonumberone Raw Dog Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Dom Location: Exit 8A Posts: 6,475 Trading: (62)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter You had to think the Mets were gonna sleepwalk through yesterdays game. They just played 3 games against the Yanks in front of sellout crowds. And now they have to play the team with the worst record in MLB. Sunday's game was late, so they probably got in to Chicago in the early morning. Classic let down game, IMO! __________________ Sex junkie looking for a dealer

06-26-2012, 09:20 AM	#505
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,917 Trading: (4)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter Hopefully the Mets wake up for tonights game. The Mets can't afford to lose to last place teams. __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

06-26-2012, 10:55 AM	#506
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,044 Trading: (46)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter Mets banter sux as long as they are not in last or near bottom....just sayin'.... __________________ Keith

06-26-2012, 03:56 PM	#511
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,044 Trading: (46)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter Thomas is a wise man...or wise-a$$....either way it put me in the mood for a Mets joke: There were two men, one was a Mets fan and the other was a Phillies fan. These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend. Both men accepted the challenge. That night, the woman had sex with the Mets fan and then the other night had sex with the Phillies fan. The next day the woman chose the Phillies fan to be her boyfriend. Shocked and outraged, the Mets fan asked why she didn't choose him. She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!" __________________ Keith

06-27-2012, 01:24 AM	#516
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter Mets lose to the Cubs 5-3 and that makes four in a row. Will someone wake these **ers up??? __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"**

06-27-2012, 03:17 PM	#517
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter Mets get a little payback with a 17-1 ass-whooping of the Cubs this afternoon. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

06-29-2012, 06:01 AM	#520
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter Mets beat a depleted Dodgers squad last night 3-2...back into second place. For my brother Keith...the Phillies lose, yet again, and are now back in sole possession of the NL East Cellar!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"