Ten thoughts to ponder

hotreds · 11-20-2010, 03:27 PM

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ..

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...not
really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them
down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
what you do today, might burn your
ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long.

SNKBYT · 11-20-2010, 03:59 PM

love it

Ogre · 11-20-2010, 04:07 PM

That was awesome.

kelmac07 · 11-20-2010, 04:17 PM

Great sutff Hugh!!

Bill86 · 11-20-2010, 06:10 PM

Pretty damn True

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Skywalker · 11-23-2010, 12:23 PM

Laughing because it's true!!!

Knip23 · 11-23-2010, 12:35 PM

Very Very true, Nice!

J0eybb · 11-23-2010, 12:51 PM

Lulz

11-20-2010, 03:27 PM	#1
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,658 Trading: (63)	Ten thoughts to ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. - - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long. __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

11-20-2010, 03:59 PM	#2
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: TOMBSTONE, AZ Posts: 3,282 Trading: (30)	Re: Ten thoughts to ponder love it __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

11-20-2010, 04:07 PM	#3
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Ten thoughts to ponder That was awesome.

11-20-2010, 04:17 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Ten thoughts to ponder Great sutff Hugh!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-20-2010, 06:10 PM	#5
Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: Ten thoughts to ponder Pretty damn True .

11-23-2010, 12:23 PM	#6
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Ten thoughts to ponder Laughing because it's true!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

11-23-2010, 12:35 PM	#7
Knip23 Keep It Simple Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Destrey Location: Ft. Polk/ Leesville Posts: 545 Trading: (10)	Re: Ten thoughts to ponder Very Very true, Nice! __________________ Leave No Cigar unsmoked!

11-23-2010, 12:51 PM	#8
J0eybb Feeling up at Home Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,084 Trading: (5)	Re: Ten thoughts to ponder Lulz __________________ Live Chat http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=60202