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Old 04-13-2011, 03:59 PM   #1
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The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)
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Old 04-13-2011, 04:50 PM   #2
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She blabbers and yaps,
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Old 04-14-2011, 08:13 AM   #3
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She blabbers and yaps,
I try to listen as her mouth still flaps,
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Old 04-18-2011, 03:11 PM   #4
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I should probably have said this before,
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I try to listen as her mouth still flaps,
I just don't think I can take any more.
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Almost May and new snow on the ground,
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Old 04-18-2011, 07:46 PM   #6
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Old 04-18-2011, 10:20 PM   #7
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He's wrong more than he's right,
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Old 04-19-2011, 05:40 AM   #8
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Old 04-19-2011, 09:10 AM   #9
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'cause it looks like snow tonight,
When I told my wife, she just frowned.
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Old 04-19-2011, 09:10 AM   #10
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The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,
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Old 04-19-2011, 11:56 AM   #11
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Old 04-19-2011, 12:27 PM   #12
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Fighting for an athletic cup with jock-itch from this dude is gross but risque,
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The victors like to lift the cup over their head,
29 other teams spend the summer hanging their head,
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Old 04-19-2011, 01:19 PM   #14
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Old 04-19-2011, 01:20 PM   #15
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And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick
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Sometimes rhyming is a trick,
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Old 04-19-2011, 01:23 PM   #17
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And just hope they don't make me sick,
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or you will puke in a pail
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