Random Advice Thread - Page 7

11-08-2008, 06:55 AM

When I had a desion to make my dad would always say, "Do what you think is best".

Now I get to say that to my sons!!!

Starscream · 11-08-2008, 08:42 PM

When your kids are home, always lock the bedroom door before having sex. You don't want them accidentally walking in.

Lucy, you have a lot of 'splainin' to do!

11-08-2008, 10:00 PM

Look where you want to go - for things like skiing, mountain biking, driving, etc. If you're looking at the big rock or tree you DON'T want to hit, you'll hit it. So just look where you want to go.

shilala · 11-09-2008, 10:23 AM

Ignorance can be fixed. Stupidity is forever.

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence.
-Vince Lombardi

If you would make a man happy, add not to his wants, but subtract from the sum of his desires." - Seneca (4 B.C.E.-65 A.C.E.)

11-10-2008, 11:26 AM

Just because it comes in your size does not mean buy it.

Mugen910 · 11-10-2008, 11:31 AM

needing and wanting are two different things...Do you need that or do you just want it?

11-10-2008, 12:01 PM

"Be sure you're right, then go ahead"

"You may all go to hell. Me? I'm going to Texas"

replicant_argent · 11-13-2008, 03:31 PM

Try to refrain from posting during/while/after chugging cold meds all day.

Secret Santa · 11-13-2008, 03:58 PM

A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand........

SvilleKid · 11-13-2008, 08:37 PM

I'd rather be judged by twelve than to be carried by six.

11-13-2008, 10:33 PM

* * Look in ALL your purses for that misplaced Palio before ordering a new one. * *

Even that fugly purse your Mom gave you from her old lady purse party circuit.

Because THAT'S what you hauled your cigars n stuff in when you went to dinner at Mom's last weekend, ya goofball! GOOFBALL!

[fugly cigar purse gif here]

icehog3 · 11-13-2008, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

I'd rather be judged by twelve than to be carried by six.

One of my all time favorites, Cliff.

Bruzee · 11-14-2008, 12:49 AM

"Choose a job you love, and you'll never work a day in your life."

11-14-2008, 08:17 AM

when in doubt, empty the mag.

11-14-2008, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by av8tor152d

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

I always hated that one... slow is slow. but I guess if you mean slow is smooth, smooth eventually makes you fast....

Starscream · 11-14-2008, 08:55 AM

If you're going to cheat, don't copy the dumb person's paper. Copy answers from the smart person.

kjd2121 · 11-14-2008, 03:18 PM

Why do today what you can put off til tomorrow!

csbrewfisher · 11-14-2008, 04:12 PM

Want in one hand, and sh*t in the other, and see which one fills up first.

shilala · 11-14-2008, 05:09 PM

I can't believe I forgot this one...
"If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."

Studebaker · 11-14-2008, 05:48 PM

Life is like a s**t sandwich.

The more bread you have, the less s**t you have to eat.

11-08-2008, 06:55 AM	#121
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread When I had a desion to make my dad would always say, "Do what you think is best". Now I get to say that to my sons!!!

11-08-2008, 08:42 PM	#122
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Random Advice Thread When your kids are home, always lock the bedroom door before having sex. You don't want them accidentally walking in. Lucy, you have a lot of 'splainin' to do! __________________ Insert quote here.

11-08-2008, 10:00 PM	#123
petewho Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Look where you want to go - for things like skiing, mountain biking, driving, etc. If you're looking at the big rock or tree you DON'T want to hit, you'll hit it. So just look where you want to go.

11-09-2008, 10:23 AM	#124
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Random Advice Thread Ignorance can be fixed. Stupidity is forever. The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence. -Vince Lombardi If you would make a man happy, add not to his wants, but subtract from the sum of his desires." - Seneca (4 B.C.E.-65 A.C.E.)

11-10-2008, 11:26 AM	#125
piperman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Just because it comes in your size does not mean buy it.

11-10-2008, 11:31 AM	#126
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Random Advice Thread needing and wanting are two different things...Do you need that or do you just want it? __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

11-10-2008, 12:01 PM	#127
theycallmedan'lboone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread "Be sure you're right, then go ahead" "You may all go to hell. Me? I'm going to Texas"

11-13-2008, 03:31 PM	#128
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Random Advice Thread Try to refrain from posting during/while/after chugging cold meds all day. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

11-13-2008, 03:58 PM	#129
Secret Santa Ho Ho Ho Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: North Pole Posts: 1,789 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand........

11-13-2008, 08:37 PM	#130
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Re: Random Advice Thread I'd rather be judged by twelve than to be carried by six. __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

11-13-2008, 10:33 PM	#131
Joan Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread *** * Look in ALL your purses for that misplaced Palio before ordering a new one. * *** Even that fugly purse your Mom gave you from her old lady purse party circuit. Because THAT'S what you hauled your cigars n stuff in when you went to dinner at Mom's last weekend, ya goofball! GOOFBALL! [fugly cigar purse gif here]

11-14-2008, 12:49 AM	#133
Bruzee Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: D Location: San Diego Posts: 1,508 Trading: (30)	Re: Random Advice Thread "Choose a job you love, and you'll never work a day in your life." __________________

11-14-2008, 08:17 AM	#134
theycallmedan'lboone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread when in doubt, empty the mag.

11-14-2008, 08:55 AM	#136
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Random Advice Thread If you're going to cheat, don't copy the dumb person's paper. Copy answers from the smart person. __________________ Insert quote here.

11-14-2008, 03:18 PM	#137
kjd2121 Gaining Muscle - SS Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Near Phoenix Posts: 44 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Why do today what you can put off til tomorrow!

11-14-2008, 04:12 PM	#138
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Re: Random Advice Thread Want in one hand, and sh*t in the other, and see which one fills up first.

11-14-2008, 05:09 PM	#139
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Random Advice Thread I can't believe I forgot this one... "If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."

11-14-2008, 05:48 PM	#140
Studebaker Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Piedmont Triad, NC Posts: 95 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Life is like a st sandwich. The more bread you have, the less st you have to eat. __________________ "I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much."