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Livin' in a Van....
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I will kidnap Rudolph so he has to stay.
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Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
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#1244 |
Have My Own Room
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Work seems like being in a mental ward,
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Feeling at Home
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With all the smoke police, I can't even light up
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Admiral Douchebag
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Need a little nip in my coffee cup,
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Have My Own Room
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Cause I think I'm going out of my gourd!
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Sometimes I don't understand my wife,
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She threatened me with a knife,
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Admiral Douchebag
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With me, her and Liam Neeson,
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#1252 |
Livin' in a Van....
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Serial banter killer
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#1259 |
Have My Own Room
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But the HR pukes say touch her not,
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Møøse bites can be nasty
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It's hard to resist that keester of hers.
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