what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? - Page 6

St. Lou Stu · 08-31-2010, 09:25 PM

Olor Fuerte Lonsdale

SaltyMcGee · 08-31-2010, 09:25 PM

Cremosa Cubana at the PPPP during Shack Herf VI. I'm pretty sure there was arsenic in it.

Drew Estate Java was a close second.

jmsremax · 09-01-2010, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SaltyMcGee

Drew Estate Java was a close second.

Thanks for reminding me how bad these were......a close second to Ghurka IMO. Then again I only have a few years of smoking under my belt so it could change.

Isom-niac2 · 08-31-2010, 09:57 PM

Don't recall the "actual" name of the cigar, but the circumstances how it came about tell all!!! I had a ride-along at work one night and we got to talkin about cigars, so he comes up with the bright idea to grab a couple sticks and have a smoke. Okay here is where you wanna grab the barf bag from the seat cushion in front of you...

Its late and I know there's not a legitimate place to buy a cigar within 20 miles, so he demands that we stop at a liquor store/dougnut shop/ video store. He grabs a couple of so called cigars from the counter display and we head back to the veranda at work. I fiddled with that friggin grotesque piece of bark and weeds for over an hour, before I finally had to tap out!! I thought my taste buds would never speak to me again!!

08-31-2010, 10:37 PM

La Aurora Barrel Aged.

Bought a box back in my NC days.

Smoked one.............reminded me of belly button lint and toe jam wrapped in a used vacuum cleaner bag.

Seems to me I sold the rest..............happily.

Funny how a cigar can make you think of licking the dogs ass just to get the taste out of your mouth.

neoflex · 09-01-2010, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverFox

Funny how a cigar can make you think of licking the dogs ass just to get the taste out of your mouth.

That's pretty serious!

Skywalker · 09-01-2010, 07:15 AM

Tamboril!!!

sevans105 · 09-01-2010, 04:17 AM

My worst had to be an ACID Nasty....the write up swore it was full of Chocolately goodness. THEY LIED. Holy cow was that an exercise in fortitude. I bought it at a B&M and paid WAY too much for it....like 12 bucks, so I couldn't just toss it, although I should have. I thought I was gonna die. I wished I would have. It was bad bad bad bad bad bad.

TheStatsGuy · 09-01-2010, 09:35 AM

I thought the Cremosa was just a tad worse then the Gurkha Viper from the PPPP but both made me yearn for one of the dogs turds to get the taste to go away.

Parshooter · 09-01-2010, 10:42 AM

Peterson, the pipe tobacco people.

bsmokin · 09-01-2010, 10:54 AM

An Acid Kuba Kuba...

icehog3 · 09-01-2010, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Parshooter

Peterson, the pipe tobacco people.

Yeah, those cigars were pretty nasty, Marc.

shark · 10-07-2010, 06:56 PM

Although I never smoked them, I've heard horror stories about a couple of brands during the cigar boom: Tabantilla and Papayo.

Doctorossi · 09-01-2010, 09:53 AM

If a Te-Amo is the worst you've had, consider yourself very privileged.

wayner123 · 09-01-2010, 02:03 PM

Some of you might recall the "Gurkha Challenge" that smokinape put together. To this day the Gurkha Signature 101 Maduro Robusto is the worst cigar I have ever smoked. I sometimes get tremors just thinking about it.

govicgo · 09-01-2010, 10:34 AM

Worst for me ... a Pirata presidente bundle I picked up from Thompson. They were fire logs disguised as cigars you could see the wax dripping from the maduro wrapper.

md4958 · 09-01-2010, 11:15 AM

I'll offer: any Gurkha Ive ever smoked.

Im pretty sure Gurkha means dog-chit in Arab.

icehog3 · 09-01-2010, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by md4958

I'll offer: any Gurkha Ive ever smoked.

Im pretty sure Gurkha means dog-chit in Arab.

I knew it, Moe!

Adriftpanda · 09-01-2010, 12:23 PM

Seriously, any one have a Temboril or that Gurkha Viper they wanna trade me?

357 · 09-02-2010, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Adriftpanda

Seriously, any one have a Temboril or that Gurkha Viper they wanna trade me?

I have a Cremosa with a year or two of age on it...LOL

08-31-2010, 09:25 PM	#1
St. Lou Stu Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Belleville, IL (St. Louis) Posts: 2,304 Trading: (21)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Olor Fuerte Lonsdale __________________ Pretending to play golf since 1989

08-31-2010, 09:25 PM	#2
SaltyMcGee Gone munting... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jared Location: C-Bus, OH Posts: 334 Trading: (3)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Cremosa Cubana at the PPPP during Shack Herf VI. I'm pretty sure there was arsenic in it. Drew Estate Java was a close second. __________________ "It's a simple question doctor, would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs!?"

08-31-2010, 09:57 PM	#4
Isom-niac2 puff puff pass Join Date: Oct 2009 First Name: Deano Location: Santa Clarita Posts: 136 Trading: (1)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Don't recall the "actual" name of the cigar, but the circumstances how it came about tell all!!! I had a ride-along at work one night and we got to talkin about cigars, so he comes up with the bright idea to grab a couple sticks and have a smoke. Okay here is where you wanna grab the barf bag from the seat cushion in front of you... Its late and I know there's not a legitimate place to buy a cigar within 20 miles, so he demands that we stop at a liquor store/dougnut shop/ video store. He grabs a couple of so called cigars from the counter display and we head back to the veranda at work. I fiddled with that friggin grotesque piece of bark and weeds for over an hour, before I finally had to tap out!! I thought my taste buds would never speak to me again!!

08-31-2010, 10:37 PM	#5
SilverFox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? La Aurora Barrel Aged. Bought a box back in my NC days. Smoked one.............reminded me of belly button lint and toe jam wrapped in a used vacuum cleaner bag. Seems to me I sold the rest..............happily. Funny how a cigar can make you think of licking the dogs ass just to get the taste out of your mouth.

09-01-2010, 07:15 AM	#7
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Tamboril!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

09-01-2010, 04:17 AM	#8
sevans105 Alpha Zombie Wolf "Sceve" Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Scott Location: Southern Minnesota Posts: 1,786 Trading: (30)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? My worst had to be an ACID Nasty....the write up swore it was full of Chocolately goodness. THEY LIED. Holy cow was that an exercise in fortitude. I bought it at a B&M and paid WAY too much for it....like 12 bucks, so I couldn't just toss it, although I should have. I thought I was gonna die. I wished I would have. It was bad bad bad bad bad bad. __________________

09-01-2010, 09:35 AM	#9
TheStatsGuy I'm a proud Masshole Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Tim #4 Location: Somewhere, WMASS Posts: 288 Trading: (17)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? I thought the Cremosa was just a tad worse then the Gurkha Viper from the PPPP but both made me yearn for one of the dogs turds to get the taste to go away. __________________ Why is it a dog rocket and not a cat crater?

09-01-2010, 10:42 AM	#10
Parshooter I'm a friend of Gary S Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Marc Location: St Somewhere Posts: 835 Trading: (2)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Peterson, the pipe tobacco people. __________________ I love chicks with FLBP.

09-01-2010, 10:54 AM	#11
bsmokin Slippin... Fast. Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Bryan Location: South Jersey Posts: 616 Trading: (15)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? An Acid Kuba Kuba...

10-07-2010, 06:56 PM	#13
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,616 Trading: (0)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Although I never smoked them, I've heard horror stories about a couple of brands during the cigar boom: Tabantilla and Papayo. __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

09-01-2010, 09:53 AM	#14
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? If a Te-Amo is the worst you've had, consider yourself very privileged. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

09-01-2010, 02:03 PM	#15
wayner123 Country Gentleman Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Deltona, FL Posts: 2,351 Trading: (159)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Some of you might recall the "Gurkha Challenge" that smokinape put together. To this day the Gurkha Signature 101 Maduro Robusto is the worst cigar I have ever smoked. I sometimes get tremors just thinking about it. __________________ 'It is an honor for a man to keep aloof from strife; But every fool will be quarrelling.'

09-01-2010, 10:34 AM	#16
govicgo ngt (not golfing today) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: BC Posts: 31 Trading: (0)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Worst for me ... a Pirata presidente bundle I picked up from Thompson. They were fire logs disguised as cigars you could see the wax dripping from the maduro wrapper.

09-01-2010, 11:15 AM	#17
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? I'll offer: any Gurkha Ive ever smoked. Im pretty sure Gurkha means dog-chit in Arab. __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

09-01-2010, 12:23 PM	#19
Adriftpanda Peter's Daddy Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Huy Location: No one wants me Posts: 10,313 Trading: (74)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Seriously, any one have a Temboril or that Gurkha Viper they wanna trade me? __________________ Who eats plantains when they can eat placenta.