Limerick Thread! - Page 50

12-06-2010, 07:34 AM

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I once had a brother named Zorro,

My wife he once asked to borrow,

landhoney · 12-06-2010, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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I once had a brother named Zorro,

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My wife he once asked to borrow,

I told Zorro, Go ahead

12-06-2010, 08:31 AM

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I told Zorro, Go ahead

then found out he diddled her in my bed,

gorob23 · 12-06-2010, 09:08 AM

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then found out he diddled her in my bed,

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I once had a brother named Zorro,

icehog3 · 12-06-2010, 11:02 AM

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While sitting with the Queen having tea,

markem · 12-06-2010, 11:08 AM

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While sitting with the Queen having tea,

I made a comment about Freddy Mercury

Mr B · 12-06-2010, 11:24 AM

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While sitting with the Queen having tea,

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I made a comment about Freddy Mercury

She said "dont worry he used a condom"

Gophernut · 12-06-2010, 12:11 PM

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While sitting with the Queen having tea,

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I made a comment about Freddy Mercury

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She said "dont worry he used a condom"

And with these words of wisdom,

landhoney · 12-06-2010, 12:35 PM

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While sitting with the Queen having tea,

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I made a comment about Freddy Mercury

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She said "dont worry he used a condom"

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And with these words of wisdom,

I filled her 'right full of glee!

12-07-2010, 07:41 AM

or my wife's goddamn hair,

landhoney · 12-07-2010, 08:13 AM

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I work full time but I'm broke,

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My money all goes up in smoke

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a robusto here, a toro there.

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or my wife's goddamn hair,

But at least they all supply me a toke!

landhoney · 12-07-2010, 08:15 AM

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I know a young lass from *Alsace

*(rhymes ie. pace, race, place)

12-07-2010, 08:35 AM

One cannot stomach the look of her face,

Doctorossi · 12-07-2010, 08:40 AM

You can run to avoid her,

VTDragon · 12-07-2010, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by landhoney

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I know a young lass from *Alsace

*(rhymes ie. pace, race, place)

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One cannot stomach the look of her face,

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You can run to avoid her,

And her cheeks all covered with fur

landhoney · 12-07-2010, 09:18 AM

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I know a young lass from *Alsace

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One cannot stomach the look of her face,

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You can run to avoid her,

But she's hardly a sucker

landhoney · 12-07-2010, 09:20 AM

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and everyone will concur,

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And her cheeks all covered with fur

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But she's hardly a sucker

Whoever wants to finish it should choose their favorite, and finish this one!

Mr B · 12-07-2010, 09:41 AM

Alrighty then, lets move around this train wreck

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We're one day away from Hump-Day

icehog3 · 12-07-2010, 10:11 AM

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Alrighty then, lets move around this train wreck

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We're one day away from Hump-Day

W.C. Fields said "I may just jump Mae",

12-07-2010, 09:11 AM

and everyone will concur,

12-06-2010, 11:02 AM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,782 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: While sitting with the Queen having tea, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

12-07-2010, 07:41 AM	#10
mikethegoalie32 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! or my wife's goddamn hair,

12-07-2010, 08:15 AM	#12
landhoney Mr. Charisma Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Seth Location: In the forest Posts: 2,639 Trading: (32)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: I know a young lass from Alsace (rhymes ie. pace, race, place) __________________ Fields (to a heckling youngster): You're about to fall heir to a kitten stocking. Kid: What's a kitten stocking? Fields: A sock on the puss! Last edited by landhoney; 12-07-2010 at 08:23 AM.

12-07-2010, 08:35 AM	#13
mikethegoalie32 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! One cannot stomach the look of her face,

12-07-2010, 08:40 AM	#14
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! You can run to avoid her, __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-07-2010, 09:41 AM	#18
Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: Limerick Thread! Alrighty then, lets move around this train wreck New: We're one day away from Hump-Day

12-07-2010, 09:11 AM	#20
mikethegoalie32 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! and everyone will concur,