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Old 10-22-2010, 03:13 PM   #1
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but they gave me the sammich
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now my view of fast food is distorted.
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The phone at work keeps ringing,
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Old 10-22-2010, 04:00 PM   #6
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I said "please phone, stop"
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Old 10-22-2010, 04:01 PM   #7
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but man have you heard Mario's singing
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And hope for a roll in the hay.
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Mario did sniff them,
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It surely did miff him,
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Can't we just all get along,
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without uttering words that are 'wrong'?
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