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Old 08-21-2014, 01:40 PM   #1
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Always great to hear the Monica jokes, they haven't gotten old at all in 20 years.
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Old 08-21-2014, 01:48 PM   #2
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Seems to me like Ol' Bill was just a name drop in a thinly disguised advertisement/joke for Gurkhas. It's hard to bring his name and cigars up at the same time.
I don't have anything against Bill or Gurkahs. I would never pay that much for a cigar but would smoke one it it was given to me. I would be polite and smoke it even if I didn't like it.
Some Gurkhas I've smoked tasted like dusty air to me, some different ones were all right.
Bill's retired, as long as he stays that way he doesn't bother me a bit. I read somewhere he likes his cigars box-pressed anyway.
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Seems to me like Ol' Bill was just a name drop in a thinly disguised advertisement/joke for Gurkhas. It's hard to bring his name and cigars up at the same time.
I don't have anything against Bill or Gurkahs. I would never pay that much for a cigar but would smoke one it it was given to me. I would be polite and smoke it even if I didn't like it.
Some Gurkhas I've smoked tasted like dusty air to me, some different ones were all right.
Bill's retired, as long as he stays that way he doesn't bother me a bit. I read somewhere he likes his cigars box-pressed anyway.
That made me truly laugh out loud.
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One thing I did like about President Clinton was his love of cigars, his choice on women not so much. But I think Gurkha is name dropping here as I am almost positive the President smoked Cubans. Gurkha needs help avoiding CI close out prices so hopefully borrowing the Presidents fame helps him out.
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For a thousand bucks that stick better come with a hooker. Seriously.
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One thing I did like about President Clinton was his love of cigars, his choice on women not so much. But I think Gurkha is name dropping here as I am almost positive the President smoked Cubans. Gurkha needs help avoiding CI close out prices so hopefully borrowing the Presidents fame helps him out.

There's a story Kinky Friedman tells about this. That Texas Jewboy loves his cigars, and dotes on CCs. At one function, he reportedly handed a CC to Clinton. Bubba looked at it and it and remarked "Kinky, this is a Cuban cigar! I'm the President! I can't smoke this!" Kinky retorted with "Mr. President, don't look at it as supporting the Cuban economy . . . look at it like burning their crops."
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Doesn't matter what would accompany the cigar. I'm not smoking a Gurkha.

If you see me smoking a Gurkha, I've been kidnapped, and am trying to signal you. I'm counting on you, friends.
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Doesn't matter what would accompany the cigar. I'm not smoking a Gurkha.

If you see me smoking a Gurkha, I've been kidnapped, and am trying to signal you. I'm counting on you, friends.
Let her smoke it. Giggity.
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This cracks me up!
I didn't know there were $1000 Gurkhas.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/...rs_803486.html
Wish I could try one. Probably the best cigars ever!
I guess this is what 'flat broke' means in the Clinton household.

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Although Hansotia confirms Clinton "loves" the cigar, the cigar boss does not say whether the former president has ever smoked one of them.
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Can I laugh at how idiotic it is to pay a $1,000 for cigar and actually think it's better than other cigars or am I suppose to take that serious? As for Clinton, he put his cigar up a woman's vagina, how freaking disrespectful to the cigar? The whole situation wreaks of stupidity unless you're like J-Z who probably lights his cigars with $100 dollar bills.
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As for Clinton, he put his cigar up a woman's vagina, how freaking disrespectful to the cigar?
So, I am being disrespectful to my Johnson?
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So, I am being disrespectful to my Johnson?
Wouldn't be the first time, Tom.
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Do you smoke your Johnson?
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Reminds me of an old joke about a dog that end with the punch line "Because he can".
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