Well my wife uttered those fatal words - Page 2

Ashcan Bill · 10-04-2011, 07:19 AM

I'm fortunate.

My wife has similar issues with purses and shoes.

10-04-2011, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by garryyjr

I read this.. and thought... Humm.. Lets see his post when she 'finds' the purchase.. If he can make a post after that.

If you only knew the stuff I get away with. But then, she's bad about online purchases as well, and I've been buying her stuff all the time.

But she truly has no idea how much "stuff" I have.

irratebass · 10-04-2011, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lonely Raven

I hate to say this...but time to hide the purchases/stock.

I thought about this, but decided against it, then the new cutter arrived and she was gone, so I opened it up checked it out and put the receipt with my flat rate boxes (in case I need to send it back) and put it with my stash.

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Originally Posted by neoflex

The key is too mask the true amount of what you purchase so it does not look as bad as it really is and although it sounds dishonest it keeps the comments and the bickering down to a minimum. You have to eliminate as much of the paper trail as possible.

Way to do this is do more splits with guys so you can send funds via PooPal or Money Order.

This I would like to do, but no one I know out of here smokes...well my co-worker...hmmm will have to think about this.

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

It also helps if you attribute packages to Bombs!!! Just say, "Those guys!!!" when a package arrives!

This I have thought of

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Originally Posted by shilala

I don't get any gaff whatsoever.
This reminds me of a McDonald's commercial that's been on football. The woman says "Margie's boyfriend says Sunday is only for watching football? What do you think?"
Then the little guy thinks and shivers and pees a little and says "He's a jerk."
That's sad. Very sad. On about a thousand nutless levels.
Granted, Liberty works both ways. My actions can't deny the Liberty of my wife and children.
I married well. My wife watches football with me constantly and makes sure our schedule works around it.
While I was typing she spun around and asked when I wanted to go to Florida to go diving.
I rest my case.

I HATE that frickin commercial

Thanks for the support guys....all will be ok, just needed some sympathy I guess.

neoflex · 10-04-2011, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by irratebass

This I would like to do, but no one I know out of here smokes...well my co-worker...hmmm will have to think about this.

Do splits with fellow Asylum members and just claim the packages to be bombs or have them sent to work.

CigarSquid · 10-04-2011, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by neoflex

Do splits with fellow Asylum members and just claim the packages to be bombs or have them sent to work.

Why didn't I think of having them sent to work. Brilliant

!

CigarSquid · 10-04-2011, 06:43 AM

I got it from mine. I told her, Once the cooler is filled I am done. Low and behold, She gets the mail yesterday, There is a package from CI with a sampler and a bundle.

'I thought you said you were done?' My response, was two things. 1, I said when the cooler is filled.. Ill make it fit. 2, I said I was done, after these shipped.

NeuRon · 10-04-2011, 07:04 AM

gotta buy her a coach purse every now and then...

9 cigar boxes for you and 1 coach purse for her..
before you know it, she has like 12 purses, and you have 3-4 coolers full.. But she cant say anything!

Life is all balance.. lol

Blak Smyth · 10-04-2011, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRonS

gotta buy her a coach purse every now and then...

9 cigar boxes for you and 1 coach purse for her..
before you know it, she has like 12 purses, and you have 3-4 coolers full.. But she cant say anything!

Life is all balance.. lol

Coach purses will get you out of alot of jams!

Ogre · 10-04-2011, 07:31 AM

I have it figured it out with Leigh. I just buy her a couple with my purchase. Her humidor is getting quit full!!!!!

neoflex · 10-04-2011, 08:34 AM

The key is too mask the true amount of what you purchase so it does not look as bad as it really is and although it sounds dishonest it keeps the comments and the bickering down to a minimum. You have to eliminate as much of the paper trail as possible.

Ways to do this is to either have a separate credit card with paperless billing or a reloadbale credit card or do more splits with guys so you can send funds via PooPal or Money Order for your end. You know, that's what I've heard on how to be a sneaky cigar buying bastage.

Skywalker · 10-04-2011, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by neoflex

The key is too mask the true amount of what you purchase so it does not look as bad as it really is and although it sounds dishonest it keeps the comments and the bickering down to a minimum. You have to eliminate as much of the paper trail as possible.

Ways to do this is to either have a separate credit card with paperless billing or a reloadbale credit card or do more splits with guys so you can send funds via PooPal or Money Order for your end. You know, that's what I've heard on how to be a sneaky cigar buying bastage.

It also helps if you attribute packages to Bombs!!! Just say, "Those guys!!!" when a package arrives!

Blak Smyth · 10-04-2011, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

It also helps if you attribute packages to Bombs!!! Just say, "Those guys!!!" when a package arrives!

That's what I do now

She says whats that? I say look how insane these guys are!

(Then she says I don't believe you and I say whats for dinner?)(J/K)

Sonic04GT · 10-04-2011, 10:13 AM

My girlfriend calls me an old man because I smoke cigars. I'm 24.

Blak Smyth · 10-04-2011, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonic04GT

My girlfriend calls me an old man because I smoke cigars. I'm 24.

haha my wife thinks the same thing about me!

She has been very accepting about it though, she just doesn't like me spending money when we don't have it.

10-04-2011, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonic04GT

My girlfriend calls me an old man because I smoke cigars. I'm 24.

My fiance calls me old man because she's 13 years younger than me!

N2 GOLD · 10-04-2011, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Lonely Raven

My fiance calls me old man because she's 13 years younger than me!

I'm sorry I had toooooo....

neoflex · 10-04-2011, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by N2 GOLD

I'm sorry I had toooooo....

boonedoggle · 10-04-2011, 11:47 AM

Hey, that's what my wife told me shortly before running off with another dude! No Joke!

cmitch · 10-04-2011, 07:18 PM

Had the same conversation with my wife not long ago. That's why I have a locker at the B&M. You're either going to have to get more creative on where to hide them or suffer their wrath!

hotreds · 10-04-2011, 07:47 AM

Just a flesh wound, brother!

10-04-2011, 07:19 AM	#1
Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,902 Trading: (6)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words I'm fortunate. My wife has similar issues with purses and shoes.

10-04-2011, 06:43 AM	#6
CigarSquid AKA Garryyjr Join Date: Apr 2011 First Name: Garry Location: Medford, OR - Cigar Zombie Posts: 3,213 Trading: (39)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words I got it from mine. I told her, Once the cooler is filled I am done. Low and behold, She gets the mail yesterday, There is a package from CI with a sampler and a bundle. 'I thought you said you were done?' My response, was two things. 1, I said when the cooler is filled.. Ill make it fit. 2, I said I was done, after these shipped.

10-04-2011, 07:04 AM	#7
NeuRon Formerly BigRonS Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Forked River, NJ Posts: 1,540 Trading: (22)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words gotta buy her a coach purse every now and then... 9 cigar boxes for you and 1 coach purse for her.. before you know it, she has like 12 purses, and you have 3-4 coolers full.. But she cant say anything! Life is all balance.. lol

10-04-2011, 07:31 AM	#9
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words I have it figured it out with Leigh. I just buy her a couple with my purchase. Her humidor is getting quit full!!!!! __________________

10-04-2011, 08:34 AM	#10
neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words The key is too mask the true amount of what you purchase so it does not look as bad as it really is and although it sounds dishonest it keeps the comments and the bickering down to a minimum. You have to eliminate as much of the paper trail as possible. Ways to do this is to either have a separate credit card with paperless billing or a reloadbale credit card or do more splits with guys so you can send funds via PooPal or Money Order for your end. You know, that's what I've heard on how to be a sneaky cigar buying bastage. __________________

10-04-2011, 10:13 AM	#13
Sonic04GT Feeling at Home Join Date: Sep 2011 First Name: Chris Location: South Florida Posts: 643 Trading: (0)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words My girlfriend calls me an old man because I smoke cigars. I'm 24.

10-04-2011, 11:47 AM	#18
boonedoggle The Search is ON Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jimmy Location: CHARLESTON, SC Posts: 631 Trading: (19)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words Hey, that's what my wife told me shortly before running off with another dude! No Joke! __________________ Dr. Hibbard: Is that the love of a man for a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar? (chuckles

10-04-2011, 07:18 PM	#19
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words Had the same conversation with my wife not long ago. That's why I have a locker at the B&M. You're either going to have to get more creative on where to hide them or suffer their wrath! __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

10-04-2011, 07:47 AM	#20
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,670 Trading: (63)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words Just a flesh wound, brother! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.