You know you're an inmate when... - Page 2

area51 · 07-09-2011, 04:09 PM

You spend more time on this site then actually smoking.

EricF · 07-09-2011, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Fordman4ever

as soon as you open your laptop your wife asks if you're looking at that "cigar site" again. (happens to me every day)

Guilty!!!

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Originally Posted by maninblack

Your stash has more than quadrupled since joining. You spend more on postage than on necessities.

Guilty!!!

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Originally Posted by area51

You spend more time on this site then actually smoking.

Guilty!!!!

Doctorossi · 07-09-2011, 06:21 PM

... you google a stick you're interested in and the top result is a CA thread you started.

Ogre · 07-09-2011, 06:24 PM

You mailman drops off 10 boxes on your porch and runs like he**!!!

MurphysLaw · 07-09-2011, 06:54 PM

Your iPhone auto corrects to BOTL and other cigar related terms

pektel · 07-27-2011, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MurphysLaw

Your iPhone auto corrects to BOTL and other cigar related terms

l my phone does this too!
Posted via Mobile Device

07-27-2011, 05:51 PM

When you start repeating threads.

Sorry bro! Didn't see you had one already. I really didn't post my thread to be like this though. I was just pointing out how I belong here because I turn the everyday into cigar related lol.

pektel · 07-27-2011, 06:11 PM

And that is the exact point of this thread too! We're all crazy here...

Posted via Mobile Device

pektel · 07-29-2011, 06:56 AM

You wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat because you had a nightmare... About beetles.

Happened to me last night.
Posted via Mobile Device

Jasonw560 · 07-29-2011, 07:41 AM

When you get a dark tan, you say you've gone from "Claro" to "Maduro"

Jasonw560 · 07-29-2011, 07:50 AM

You tell the hardware store clerk you need pipe in 32 ring gauge.

You only allow matches or butane lighters in the house.

You tip the UPS guy (who you now know by name) with a stick from the shipment you just received.

All the online retailers send you a birthday and Christmas card.

The owner/manager of your local B&M calls you to see if your okay if you haven't been by in a week.

SteelCityBoy · 10-01-2011, 05:31 PM

You use CA as a "treat" when at work....get something done....log onto CA....get some more work done....log onto CA....CA becomes your carrot stick dangling in front of your face to get you through day! Starting to happen pretty routinely for me!

DaBear · 10-01-2011, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SteelCityBoy

You use CA as a "treat" when at work....get something done....log onto CA....get some more work done....log onto CA....CA becomes your carrot stick dangling in front of your face to get you through day! Starting to happen pretty routinely for me!

^This. I find myself on here whenever someone pops in at work "just to browse" and they're not goin to the humi.

Blak Smyth · 10-01-2011, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SteelCityBoy

You use CA as a "treat" when at work....get something done....log onto CA....get some more work done....log onto CA....CA becomes your carrot stick dangling in front of your face to get you through day! Starting to happen pretty routinely for me!

^--- yes this haha that's everyday for me!

Also I notice sooo many cigars in movies now because of the cigars in cinema thread.
It's kinda funny I have seen so many movies before and never noticed the cigars.

Ogre · 10-01-2011, 08:26 PM

When you dont log in for 24 hours and the other inmates text you to see if you OK!!!!

Bill86 · 10-01-2011, 08:30 PM

When you have more friends on CA than "real life".

When someone you meet talks up cubans and you casually reply well which ones like it's nothing.

Crownedone · 10-01-2011, 08:41 PM

You have pictures of cigars on your phone but not your family...sometimes I just need a look to get me through the day till I can get home.

Blak Smyth · 10-01-2011, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Crownedone

You have pictures of cigars on your phone but not your family...sometimes I just need a look to get me through the day till I can get home.

Oh my gosh that is funny. The wife just asked me why I have cigars as my phone background instead of her like I used too.

Angry_Pirate · 10-02-2011, 12:43 AM

When the first thing I do before I book a hotel for a trip is scout out to see if there are any good B&M's in the area..if not were going somewhere else where there are good B&M's!!

10-02-2011, 10:54 AM

very funny thread! Lot of "truth" to it though!

07-09-2011, 04:09 PM	#1
area51 Blowing Smoke Rings Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Ken Location: Tejas Posts: 1,259 Trading: (3)	Re: You know you're an inmate when... You spend more time on this site then actually smoking. __________________

07-09-2011, 06:21 PM	#3
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: You know you're an inmate when... ... you google a stick you're interested in and the top result is a CA thread you started. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

07-09-2011, 06:24 PM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: You know you're an inmate when... You mailman drops off 10 boxes on your porch and runs like he**!!! __________________

07-09-2011, 06:54 PM	#5
MurphysLaw Anything can go wrong Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Brian Location: SoFlo Posts: 2,823 Trading: (19)	Re: You know you're an inmate when... Your iPhone auto corrects to BOTL and other cigar related terms __________________ It's THIS easy to help our Troops.

07-27-2011, 05:51 PM	#7
Tyler Guest Posts: n/a	Re: You know you're an inmate when... When you start repeating threads. Sorry bro! Didn't see you had one already. I really didn't post my thread to be like this though. I was just pointing out how I belong here because I turn the everyday into cigar related lol.

07-27-2011, 06:11 PM	#8
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: You know you're an inmate when... And that is the exact point of this thread too! We're all crazy here... Posted via Mobile Device

07-29-2011, 06:56 AM	#9
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: You know you're an inmate when... You wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat because you had a nightmare... About beetles. Happened to me last night. Posted via Mobile Device

07-29-2011, 07:41 AM	#10
Jasonw560 PhD from Sarcastic State Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Jason Location: Harlingen, TX Posts: 812 Trading: (0)	Re: You know you're an inmate when... When you get a dark tan, you say you've gone from "Claro" to "Maduro" __________________ ...And a woman is only a woman, But a good cigar is a smoke! -R. Kipling

07-29-2011, 07:50 AM	#11
Jasonw560 PhD from Sarcastic State Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Jason Location: Harlingen, TX Posts: 812 Trading: (0)	Re: You know you're an inmate when... You tell the hardware store clerk you need pipe in 32 ring gauge. You only allow matches or butane lighters in the house. You tip the UPS guy (who you now know by name) with a stick from the shipment you just received. All the online retailers send you a birthday and Christmas card. The owner/manager of your local B&M calls you to see if your okay if you haven't been by in a week. __________________ ...And a woman is only a woman, But a good cigar is a smoke! -R. Kipling

10-01-2011, 05:31 PM	#12
SteelCityBoy 7th Heaven Will Commeth!! Join Date: Sep 2011 First Name: Ken Location: * THE WOOD * -Cigar Zombies- Posts: 1,236 Trading: (21)	Re: You know you're an inmate when... You use CA as a "treat" when at work....get something done....log onto CA....get some more work done....log onto CA....CA becomes your carrot stick dangling in front of your face to get you through day! Starting to happen pretty routinely for me! __________________ It's Just THIS Easy To Help Out The Troops

10-01-2011, 08:26 PM	#15
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: You know you're an inmate when... When you dont log in for 24 hours and the other inmates text you to see if you OK!!!! __________________

10-01-2011, 08:30 PM	#16
Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: You know you're an inmate when... When you have more friends on CA than "real life". When someone you meet talks up cubans and you casually reply well which ones like it's nothing. __________________ I'm drunk......but I'll get drunker! - Doug Stanhope

10-01-2011, 08:41 PM	#17
Crownedone Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Stephen Location: crawfordville fl. Posts: 289 Trading: (0)	Re: You know you're an inmate when... You have pictures of cigars on your phone but not your family...sometimes I just need a look to get me through the day till I can get home.

10-02-2011, 12:43 AM	#19
Angry_Pirate Traveler Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: J.T. Location: Indiana Posts: 903 Trading: (40)	Re: You know you're an inmate when... When the first thing I do before I book a hotel for a trip is scout out to see if there are any good B&M's in the area..if not were going somewhere else where there are good B&M's!!

10-02-2011, 10:54 AM	#20
whodeeni Guest Posts: n/a	Re: You know you're an inmate when... very funny thread! Lot of "truth" to it though!