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PATRIOT and VETERAN
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1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever.
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Feeling at Home
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1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. |
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New hardware installed.
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1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25)That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
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1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
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BABOTL
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1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one).
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those were the droids
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1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
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BABOTL
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I'm nuts for the place
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Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
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Bilge Rat
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1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream.
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Have My Own Room
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1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? |
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I have actually said that pretty regularly, my wife is type 2 diabetic.
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Bourbon IS a food group
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1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! |
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Dear Lord, Thank You.
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1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
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Herf Crew of 2
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1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit
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En búsqueda.....
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1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) How come you didn't do the laundry? |
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1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) how come you didn't dso the laundry 42) are you pregnant? |
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Sexy Dave
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1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week?
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Will herf for food
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1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans?
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