Cheer me up - Page 2

The Professor · 09-23-2010, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX

MARK! WTF bro! That picture shocked the sh*t out of me HAHAHA!

Ok Ok... a fair CUT war

Since when were they ever "fair"?

I remember the last one, being up on skype, pooling resources between folks just to eff with people who were defenseless. Ahhh ... those were the days.

pnoon · 09-23-2010, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by The Professor

Since when were they ever "fair"?

I remember the last one, being up on skype, pooling resources between folks just to eff with people who were defenseless. Ahhh ... those were the days.

Brutus2600 · 09-23-2010, 03:42 PM

What's sex like on camping trips? In tents (say it out loud)

A pirate walks into his old bar after a long voyage and sits down at the bar. The bartender greets him happily and says "Hey! Welcome back, I haven't seen you in a long time! Looks like a lot has happened..." as he gestures to the pirate's peg leg, hook, and eye patch.

The pirate responds "Arrg, it's been quite a journey" to which the bartender asks "Well start with what happened to your leg!"

"Yar," says the pirate, "I was boarding our first ship that we caught, and as I was crossing between ships I fell overboard into shark infested water. Shark got me leg."

The bartender exclaimed "Wow! That's awful! Well tell me what happened to your hand!"

Gesturing with an imaginary sword the pirate replied "Me matey's and I were in a vicious sword fight with a rival pirate crew, and my hand got cut clean off!"

"Unbelievable..." said the bartender. "Well of course, I have to know how you lost your eye! Was it another sword fight? Cannon shrapnel? Tell me!"

The pirate muttered quietly, obviously embarrassed "No, 'twas a seagull, it pooped in me eye."

"What? How could seagull poop put out your eye?" yelled the bartender.

The pirate responded...

"Twas the first day I had me hook."

pnoon · 09-23-2010, 03:48 PM

The elevator shoes you ordered have been shipped.

When I sh!t tonight, I will be thinking of you.

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Lumpold · 09-23-2010, 03:48 PM

Joe, if you did ever go to Scotland, I would put money on you needing a translator or subtitles.

LasciviousXXX · 09-23-2010, 03:49 PM

LOL Thanks guys

You're doing great. And Peter, don't you always?

Lumpold · 09-23-2010, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX

And Peter, don't you always?

Yeah, he does, but it's along the lines of that SoCal photo of zemekone...

VirtualSmitty · 09-23-2010, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpold

Joe, if you did ever go to Scotland, I would put money on you needing a translator or subtitles.

DO you speak Scottish Jim? If I go the only two things i'll need to know is where I can buy one of those man skirts and what road leads south.

Lumpold · 09-23-2010, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by VirtualSmitty

DO you speak Scottish Jim? If I go the only two things i'll need to know is where I can buy one of those man skirts and what road leads south.

Hell no, I don't speak Scottish. The first time I went to Scotland, I thought people were speaking Greek.

pnoon · 09-23-2010, 03:53 PM

you betcha
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09-23-2010, 03:55 PM

You're not me Dustin, there that should cheer you up!

LasciviousXXX · 09-23-2010, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Resipsa

You're not me Dustin, there that should cheer you up!

But you rock bro...

LasciviousXXX · 09-23-2010, 03:59 PM

Ok now you guys are just making me wish I was in the UK LOL.

Thanks Lumpy

Lumpold · 09-23-2010, 04:02 PM

It's all about the men in skirts, eh?

VirtualSmitty · 09-23-2010, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpold

It's all about the men in skirts, eh?

Always Jim. That and the all the good things I hear about Scottish food.

Da Klugs · 09-23-2010, 04:18 PM

Your looking good - have you gotten taller?

LasciviousXXX · 09-23-2010, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Da Klugs

Your looking good - have you gotten taller?

ZING!

Alright Scott that got me good. Damn metalheads always trying to be awesome

Lumpold · 09-23-2010, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by VirtualSmitty

Always Jim. That and the all the good things I hear about Scottish food.

Scottish food is amazing. It manages to take all the fat from one super-sized American portion, and fit it in to one handy, 1"x0.5"x0.25", deep-fried chunk of goodness.

VirtualSmitty · 09-23-2010, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpold

Scottish food is amazing. It manages to take all the fat from one super-sized American portion, and fit it in to one handy, 1"x0.5"x0.25", deep-fried chunk of goodness.

I don't know about that anymore Jim. Burger King now serves breakfast, I think we have the Scots beat.

Lumpold · 09-23-2010, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by VirtualSmitty

I don't know about that anymore Jim. Burger King now serves breakfast, I think we have the Scots beat.

Burger King breakfast has nothing on deep fried pizza.

09-23-2010, 03:42 PM	#3
Brutus2600 Your resident lancerHO Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Brian Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,063 Trading: (46)	Re: Cheer me up What's sex like on camping trips? In tents (say it out loud) A pirate walks into his old bar after a long voyage and sits down at the bar. The bartender greets him happily and says "Hey! Welcome back, I haven't seen you in a long time! Looks like a lot has happened..." as he gestures to the pirate's peg leg, hook, and eye patch. The pirate responds "Arrg, it's been quite a journey" to which the bartender asks "Well start with what happened to your leg!" "Yar," says the pirate, "I was boarding our first ship that we caught, and as I was crossing between ships I fell overboard into shark infested water. Shark got me leg." The bartender exclaimed "Wow! That's awful! Well tell me what happened to your hand!" Gesturing with an imaginary sword the pirate replied "Me matey's and I were in a vicious sword fight with a rival pirate crew, and my hand got cut clean off!" "Unbelievable..." said the bartender. "Well of course, I have to know how you lost your eye! Was it another sword fight? Cannon shrapnel? Tell me!" The pirate muttered quietly, obviously embarrassed "No, 'twas a seagull, it pooped in me eye." "What? How could seagull poop put out your eye?" yelled the bartender. The pirate responded... "Twas the first day I had me hook."

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