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Old 08-27-2010, 09:42 AM   #1
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You're a lucky man Tom. Roseanne Barr and Lisa Lampanelli just called me to see if I had plans for tonight
Maybe Liza Minnelli can be the guest of honor, Ferdie!
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Old 08-27-2010, 09:43 AM   #2
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I'de rather get arrested for touching myself while driving Tom
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Old 08-27-2010, 09:46 AM   #3
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I'de rather get arrested for touching myself while driving Tom
While driving me where, Ferdie?
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Old 08-27-2010, 09:48 AM   #4
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the airport, to pick up Beyonce.
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Old 08-27-2010, 09:51 AM   #5
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Old 08-27-2010, 09:49 AM   #6
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You guys have fun with those. I'll take Carrie Underwood
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Old 08-27-2010, 10:01 AM   #7
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Does anyone remember what this thread was about?
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Old 08-27-2010, 10:07 AM   #8
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Does anyone remember what this thread was about?
Something about Bao driving to the Shack.
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Old 08-27-2010, 10:11 AM   #9
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I can usually wait until I get home.

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about Tom and Halle.
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What's up with the word "usually", MCS?
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Old 08-28-2010, 09:24 AM   #14
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What's up with the word "usually", MCS?
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Let's just say, my wife and I.......Let's not say. Nothing to see here.


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Old 08-28-2010, 09:34 AM   #15
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She sounds like a freak!

I like it.
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She sounds like a freak!

I like it.
I just saw her mugshot. I'd have to pass on her.
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or something.........
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I just saw her mugshot. I'd have to pass on her.
Maybe the feeling would be mutual?





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