Fiber One and work - Page 2

Steve · 07-06-2009, 04:09 PM

Man, I made the mistake (a BIG one) of taking some of those on a backpacking trip with me once. Between the fiber bars and the wild blueberries we were picking trailside...whew!

icehog3 · 07-06-2009, 04:37 PM

Peter must have cornered the market on these things.

07-06-2009, 04:41 PM

FWIW, I had two bowls of the Fiber One Honey Clusters cereal this morning for breakfast and it has the same effect on me. I've been getting dirty looks from the dogs all day long.

larryinlc · 07-06-2009, 06:59 PM

Since we're now discussing flatulence, is anyone else reminded of Gene Simmons when seeing the Fiber One commercials on television?

Larry

Tenor CS · 07-06-2009, 07:17 PM

Fiber one farts are the worst. Imagine being a teacher, teaching 90 minute periods. I remember being in band, and just yelling at the kids, "PLAY LOUD!!! LOUDER!!!"

taltos · 07-06-2009, 07:25 PM

The bars and the cereal are now going on my shopping list.

hotreds · 07-06-2009, 07:27 PM

Funny- but- trying to keep in what wants out is a most painful experience! I feel for ya, brother!

jjirons69 · 07-06-2009, 07:47 PM

Go to Costco - they sell boxes of 30. Eat one for breakfast, one for lunch, and one for supper. It's the damnest thing you'll ever experience. Hell, eat 2 or 3 a few hours before you go golfing with your buddies. You'll be the hit of the day and they'll go home with a new hero. My kids see them coming out of the pantry and they start with the "oh no, not the fart bars again!"

To those who think I'm kidding...and want a good laugh!

http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/...e-me-Fart.html

trader1974 · 07-07-2009, 10:30 AM

I can laugh because I eat them too, had one this morning as a matter of fact. The problem is I read your post while on the phone with my wife listening to her complain about our kids fussing and fighting today. Not the best time to be trying to hold in laughter!

Whee · 07-06-2009, 08:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrAEt7iwgb0

Wish I could've found the Bob and Tom version, but this'll do.

GWN · 07-07-2009, 05:04 PM

I just hope you don't work somewhere that they have infrared cameras
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjwNZkyoZ88

kelmac07 · 07-07-2009, 05:29 PM

I feel for ya brother!!

Anthem · 07-07-2009, 05:38 PM

I love these too - I always have some in the house and I usually take one to work to have mid-morning. My coworkers, well I'm not sure they like them as much...

Old Sailor · 07-07-2009, 05:40 PM

For the love of God, don't tell Peter about these!!!

Bubba - NJ · 07-07-2009, 07:37 PM

Now the bars don't really have that effect on me but the cereal . My God , Damn the torpedoes ! The cereal makes me phart so much that my balloon not gets sore from all the flapping and vibrating . Couldn't finish the box and when I mentioned it to my father in-law he just shook his head back and forth saying "man oh man" pointing with his thumb sideways at my mother in-law .

07-08-2009, 06:47 PM

I eat a lot of these things, no wonder....

Steve · 07-08-2009, 07:32 PM

icehog3 · 07-08-2009, 08:39 PM

Still tough to beat a 10 pack of White Castle sliders and a 6 pack of Old Milwaukee.

Steve · 07-09-2009, 06:52 AM

Man, I remember back in the days before wireless headsets, I sat next to a bodybuilder who ate protein sups, bananas, eqqs, etc. literally every 2 hours. His favorite work pastime was waiting for one of the engineers to get on a conference call. He would then proceed to enter their office, drop multiple nukes then, smiling ear to ear, walk out of the office closing the door behind him.

Conch Republican · 07-10-2009, 09:34 AM

Just getrting to this thread, but wanted to pffer a few opinions:
They make a good yogurt - not as much methane produced.
The cereal will hurt you (and others)
my favorite: 2 bars on an empty stomach...with 2 apples shortly after. GREAT results will happen!!

07-06-2009, 04:09 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Fiber One and work Man, I made the mistake (a BIG one) of taking some of those on a backpacking trip with me once. Between the fiber bars and the wild blueberries we were picking trailside...whew! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

07-06-2009, 04:37 PM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,955 Trading: (60)	Re: Fiber One and work Peter must have cornered the market on these things. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

07-06-2009, 04:41 PM	#3
nozero Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Fiber One and work FWIW, I had two bowls of the Fiber One Honey Clusters cereal this morning for breakfast and it has the same effect on me. I've been getting dirty looks from the dogs all day long.

07-06-2009, 06:59 PM	#4
larryinlc Angry Packer Fan Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Larry Location: Starvalley Posts: 325 Trading: (15)	Re: Fiber One and work Since we're now discussing flatulence, is anyone else reminded of Gene Simmons when seeing the Fiber One commercials on television? Larry

07-06-2009, 07:17 PM	#5
Tenor CS Feeling Better! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Christian Location: Davenport, FL (near Orlando) Posts: 717 Trading: (2)	Re: Fiber One and work Fiber one farts are the worst. Imagine being a teacher, teaching 90 minute periods. I remember being in band, and just yelling at the kids, "PLAY LOUD!!! LOUDER!!!" __________________ When the world itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?

07-06-2009, 07:25 PM	#6
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Fiber One and work The bars and the cereal are now going on my shopping list. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

07-06-2009, 07:27 PM	#7
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,674 Trading: (63)	Re: Fiber One and work Funny- but- trying to keep in what wants out is a most painful experience! I feel for ya, brother! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

07-06-2009, 07:47 PM	#8
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Fiber One and work Go to Costco - they sell boxes of 30. Eat one for breakfast, one for lunch, and one for supper. It's the damnest thing you'll ever experience. Hell, eat 2 or 3 a few hours before you go golfing with your buddies. You'll be the hit of the day and they'll go home with a new hero. My kids see them coming out of the pantry and they start with the "oh no, not the fart bars again!" To those who think I'm kidding...and want a good laugh! http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/...e-me-Fart.html __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

07-07-2009, 10:30 AM	#9
trader1974 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Austin Location: Kentucky Posts: 193 Trading: (4)	Re: Fiber One and work I can laugh because I eat them too, had one this morning as a matter of fact. The problem is I read your post while on the phone with my wife listening to her complain about our kids fussing and fighting today. Not the best time to be trying to hold in laughter!

07-06-2009, 08:13 PM	#10
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,593 Trading: (17)	Re: Fiber One and work http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrAEt7iwgb0 Wish I could've found the Bob and Tom version, but this'll do. __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

07-07-2009, 05:04 PM	#11
GWN Snow City Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Barrie, Ontario Posts: 898 Trading: (10)	Re: Fiber One and work I just hope you don't work somewhere that they have infrared cameras www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjwNZkyoZ88 __________________

07-07-2009, 05:29 PM	#12
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Fiber One and work I feel for ya brother!!

07-07-2009, 05:38 PM	#13
Anthem Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 619 Trading: (18)	Re: Fiber One and work I love these too - I always have some in the house and I usually take one to work to have mid-morning. My coworkers, well I'm not sure they like them as much... __________________ "Cigar smoking knows no politics. It's about the pursuit of pleasure, taste, and aroma."

07-07-2009, 05:40 PM	#14
Old Sailor Black Ops - S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Side Porta!! Kingsville, Ont., Canada Posts: 4,218 Trading: (22)	Re: Fiber One and work For the love of God, don't tell Peter about these!!! __________________ Canadian Armed Forces 1976! Canadian Coast Guard, retired in 2012 after 32 years!!

07-07-2009, 07:37 PM	#15
Bubba - NJ Deep Cherry Finish Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rolf Location: Tatooine Posts: 780 Trading: (4)	Re: Fiber One and work Now the bars don't really have that effect on me but the cereal . My God , Damn the torpedoes ! The cereal makes me phart so much that my balloon not gets sore from all the flapping and vibrating . Couldn't finish the box and when I mentioned it to my father in-law he just shook his head back and forth saying "man oh man" pointing with his thumb sideways at my mother in-law . __________________ Royale with cheese

07-08-2009, 06:47 PM	#16
DougBushBC Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Fiber One and work I eat a lot of these things, no wonder....

07-08-2009, 07:32 PM	#17
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Fiber One and work __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

07-08-2009, 08:39 PM	#18
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,955 Trading: (60)	Re: Fiber One and work Still tough to beat a 10 pack of White Castle sliders and a 6 pack of Old Milwaukee. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

07-09-2009, 06:52 AM	#19
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Fiber One and work Man, I remember back in the days before wireless headsets, I sat next to a bodybuilder who ate protein sups, bananas, eqqs, etc. literally every 2 hours. His favorite work pastime was waiting for one of the engineers to get on a conference call. He would then proceed to enter their office, drop multiple nukes then, smiling ear to ear, walk out of the office closing the door behind him. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

07-10-2009, 09:34 AM	#20
Conch Republican 10-78 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 2,879 Trading: (60)	Re: Fiber One and work Just getrting to this thread, but wanted to pffer a few opinions: They make a good yogurt - not as much methane produced. The cereal will hurt you (and others) my favorite: 2 bars on an empty stomach...with 2 apples shortly after. GREAT results will happen!! __________________ "Ceiling fan stirs the air, the cigar smoke does swirl" --Jimmy Buffett You can help out and win some cool stuff in the 2016 Troop Support supplies contest!