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Old 05-04-2009, 11:21 PM   #1
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Four 40s of Mickeys and bratwurst. It ended badly...
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Old 04-28-2009, 07:14 PM   #2
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After a day of heavy drinking, I participated in a pie eating contest. Let's just say there was a violent reaction before I left the stage.
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Old 04-28-2009, 07:28 PM   #3
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don't roller skate in a buffalo herf

heard that some place
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:00 PM   #4
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Thats strange....so many of these have to do with drinking. Very weird
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:25 PM   #5
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once donated plasma and then went drinking. EPIC FAIL.
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:39 PM   #6
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Don't Sake Bomb with Asian restaurant owners, they're 140lb. heavyweights!
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:56 PM   #7
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Drink a fifth of Makers Mark in under an hour. I was coming down with the flu, and we were having a party. I remembered as a kid that my Grandmother would give me a spoon full of Whiskey and sugar when I was sick. Well in my mind if a little Whiskey make me feel alright a fifth should make me feel great. Boy was I wrong.
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Old 05-05-2009, 06:46 AM   #8
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this was a night in 1998 still talked about at Notre Dame and i was still in the Navy at the time.

empty stomach, daquiris made with vodka, a lot of cocktail shrimp, lemon drops, peppermint schnapps, papa johns bread sticks covered in dipping sauce, beer. never made it to the bathroom

i will never do that again

also saw a guy eating a muffin while at a urinal in a public bathroom, i would never do that either.
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Old 05-05-2009, 07:45 AM   #9
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12 sam adams lagers on top of a couple glasses of egg nog = very bad early morning...and then I had an exam to take.

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Old 05-05-2009, 12:39 PM   #10
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I learned that one should not drive a lifted Jeep in a rallycross event.











I was taking the pics. It is not my jeep.

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Old 05-05-2009, 12:47 PM   #11
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:53 PM   #12
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I have a friend who knows now not to light a huge burn pit on a hot day by pouring a gallon of gasoline on it first and waiting for it to soak in.

For me, I know if you cut a tree down and it gets caught in another tree, to use a winch or long rope and a truck to pull it out. From a distance. More than the tree is tall.
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