You know your getting older when....... - Page 2

Sailchaser · 02-12-2009, 08:15 PM

When you start fighting for Handicap Parking Spots

TripleF · 02-12-2009, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailchaser

When you start fighting for Handicap Parking Spots

cant tipe i'm laffing to lowd......

smitdavi · 02-12-2009, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailchaser

When you start fighting for Handicap Parking Spots

"Fried Green Tomatoes" style?

02-12-2009, 08:24 PM

You no longer dance at the club/bar because you know you'll be "that guy"

Sailchaser · 02-12-2009, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TripleF

cant tipe i'm laffing to lowd......

I was going to put

When you hand over the fishing pole to a young wipper snapper to real in your huge catch then take full credit for it

02-12-2009, 08:38 PM

When your Barber says ""I remember when my Dad used to cut hair in here".....and his Dad WAS your Barber....

On the Army side of things....

Meeting the new recruits.....who are the kids of your former bosses....

chippewastud79 · 02-12-2009, 08:50 PM

When you wake up every morning in pain and you have been for 4 years

When stairs become an obstacle, and the walking on flat ground to find an elevator sounds like a better idea than climbing one flight.

When you are in the middle of a conversation and then forget whatever the hell you are talking about.

When you stare off into space and your fiance asks you what you are doing.

02-12-2009, 08:56 PM

When you get home and the significant other gives you a list of chores you say "I've had a day. Can I please just soak my feet for a few minutes?"

JaKaacH · 02-12-2009, 09:10 PM

When you go to the dentist office and the waiting room music is what you use to listen to in high school....

markem · 02-12-2009, 09:27 PM

You were overheard mumbling, "Only an idiot would use Preparation H when he could be using Tucks"

Sailkat · 02-12-2009, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JaKaacH

When you go to the dentist office and the waiting room music is what you use to listen to in high school....

You can still hear the music?????

.....when there are reading glasses all over the house.....and you still can find a pair

Whee · 02-12-2009, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JaKaacH

When you go to the dentist office and the waiting room music is what you use to listen to in high school....

So true....

Commander Quan · 02-12-2009, 09:40 PM

You bend down to pick something up, and look around to see if there is anything else that needs picked up while your down there.

Skywalker · 02-12-2009, 09:42 PM

When your posting on CA and the wife is in bed!!!

02-12-2009, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Commander Quan

You bend down to pick something up, and look around to see if there is anything else that needs picked up while your down there.

I just noticed I do that two days ago when picking up candy my son likes to drop on the floor.

Jbailey · 02-12-2009, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by smitdavi

you buy a vacuum and your excited about it.

So true, I get excited just going into bed bath and beyond. Last year got some great cookware and now looking at some knives.

*sigh*

markem · 02-12-2009, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Jbailey

So true, I get excited just going into bed bath and beyond. Last year got some great cookware and now looking at some knives.

*sigh*

Dude. There are plenty of restaurant kitchens around the US that will let me in to "do my thing", partially based on my 30 year plus infatuation with knives and cookery. That's not a sign of age, just of being a foody.

markem · 02-12-2009, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

When your posting on CA and the wife is in bed!!!

That merely means that you are married, not that you are older.

Jbailey · 02-12-2009, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

Dude. There are plenty of restaurant kitchens around the US that will let me in to "do my thing", partially based on my 30 year plus infatuation with knives and cookery. That's not a sign of age, just of being a foody.

That's pretty cool Mark!

02-12-2009, 10:33 PM

....., Old Sailor doesn't look that old.

02-12-2009, 08:15 PM	#21
Sailchaser Black Ops-SOB Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: SCS,MI(Somewere Cigar Smoking) Posts: 1,735 Trading: (7)	Re: You know your getting older when....... When you start fighting for Handicap Parking Spots __________________ "Sail Fast, Shoot Straight, Fish Hard and Save Time For The Important Things In Life"

02-12-2009, 08:24 PM	#24
TheJ Guest Posts: n/a	Re: You know your getting older when....... You no longer dance at the club/bar because you know you'll be "that guy"

02-12-2009, 08:38 PM	#26
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02-12-2009, 08:50 PM	#27
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02-12-2009, 08:56 PM	#28
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02-12-2009, 09:27 PM	#30
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02-12-2009, 09:40 PM	#33
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02-12-2009, 10:33 PM	#40
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: You know your getting older when....... ....., Old Sailor doesn't look that old.