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Old 09-18-2010, 10:06 PM   #1981
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Actually, I thought that was Paris Hilton's new love interest.
nah. look closer, the eyes focus.
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Old 09-20-2010, 12:27 AM   #1982
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And second up for tonight is this fine 3-picture spread I took in a busy upscale shopping mall here. I think the pics speak for themselves. I should note that this store specialized in and sold only that particular product, nothing else.








So since this was taken in Venezuela I can only assume those bad boys are self install? Because I sure wouldn't trust 99% of Venezuelan plastic surgeons.
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Old 09-20-2010, 06:11 AM   #1983
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So since this was taken in Venezuela I can only assume those bad boys are self install? Because I sure wouldn't trust 99% of Venezuelan plastic surgeons.
oh no, I'd trust a Venezuelan plastic surgeon right up there next to an American one. They take GREAT pride in their women and beauty industry here (Venezuela is second only to America in miss universe wins, that should tell you something!)
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Old 09-20-2010, 10:08 AM   #1984
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Actually, I thought that was Paris Hilton's new love interest.
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Old 09-21-2010, 10:21 AM   #1985
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Old 09-21-2010, 10:51 AM   #1986
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She needs to be sitting in a lawn chair on the roof for that to work...

/no, you can't squish my head.
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Old 09-21-2010, 12:00 PM   #1987
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I infer this to be a "Freudian" reference but my mind is in the gutter most of the time so maybe thats why.
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Old 09-21-2010, 12:12 PM   #1988
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lol. it's not small. It's fun sized.
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Old 09-21-2010, 12:25 PM   #1989
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lol. it's not small. It's fun sized.
Speak for your self!!!
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Old 09-21-2010, 01:00 PM   #1990
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LMAO.

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Old 09-21-2010, 04:48 PM   #1991
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I hate it when that happens.

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It might not hit bottom, but it'll rock the hell out of the sides
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Old 09-22-2010, 08:48 AM   #1994
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Speak for yourself!!
(it's like daja vu)
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Old 09-22-2010, 10:31 AM   #1995
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It looks like her comment was directed towards her competitors. That's all I'm saying...
 
Old 09-22-2010, 12:16 PM   #1996
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Lesson Learned: Lock the door when you masturbate and hide the shrooms.

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But it's so cute
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