Limerick Thread! - Page 10

Mugen910 · 10-01-2010, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

I was winning a race at Le Mans,

being chased by a dog named Hanz....

GolfNut · 10-01-2010, 08:57 AM

so I put it on cruise

icehog3 · 10-01-2010, 10:16 AM

Started hitting the booze,

rizzle · 10-01-2010, 01:10 PM

And my car ended up in the ponds.

rizzle · 10-01-2010, 01:12 PM

Next...

There are times I don't know chit

Wolfgang · 10-01-2010, 01:25 PM

but I just don't know when to quit,

GolfNut · 10-01-2010, 02:02 PM

though I think I may be

14holestogie · 10-01-2010, 02:56 PM

I'm not what you can see

Mr B · 10-01-2010, 03:31 PM

I am really just a twit

Mr B · 10-01-2010, 03:32 PM

New:

The years just keep getting shorter

icehog3 · 10-01-2010, 04:15 PM

So I think I will run for the border,

Emjaysmash · 10-01-2010, 04:50 PM

with my humidor in tow,

icehog3 · 10-01-2010, 04:53 PM

My anticipation did grow,

14holestogie · 10-01-2010, 05:40 PM

Lit one up, but the smoke nazis made me abort her

14holestogie · 10-01-2010, 05:40 PM

If I were you, I'd like to try...

GolfNut · 10-01-2010, 06:26 PM

a Cuban stogie before I die

SmokeyJoe · 10-01-2010, 09:13 PM

They say you can tell by the distinctive "twang"...

icehog3 · 10-02-2010, 12:16 AM

And all those flavors that Cubans brang,

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brang

14holestogie · 10-02-2010, 07:19 AM

But a Cohibo will make you cry

14holestogie · 10-02-2010, 07:20 AM

My lighter's dry, my cutter's broken...

10-01-2010, 08:57 AM	#182
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: Limerick Thread! so I put it on cruise

10-01-2010, 10:16 AM	#183
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,707 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! Started hitting the booze, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-01-2010, 01:10 PM	#184
rizzle Order Restored Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: st pete, fl Posts: 2,679 Trading: (23)	Re: Limerick Thread! And my car ended up in the ponds.

10-01-2010, 01:12 PM	#185
rizzle Order Restored Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: st pete, fl Posts: 2,679 Trading: (23)	Re: Limerick Thread! Next... There are times I don't know chit

10-01-2010, 01:25 PM	#186
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Limerick Thread! but I just don't know when to quit, __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

10-01-2010, 02:02 PM	#187
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: Limerick Thread! though I think I may be

10-01-2010, 02:56 PM	#188
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Limerick Thread! I'm not what you can see __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

10-01-2010, 03:31 PM	#189
Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: Limerick Thread! I am really just a twit

10-01-2010, 03:32 PM	#190
Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: The years just keep getting shorter

10-01-2010, 04:15 PM	#191
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,707 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! So I think I will run for the border, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-01-2010, 04:50 PM	#192
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Limerick Thread! with my humidor in tow, __________________

10-01-2010, 04:53 PM	#193
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,707 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! My anticipation did grow, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-01-2010, 05:40 PM	#194
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Limerick Thread! Lit one up, but the smoke nazis made me abort her __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

10-01-2010, 05:40 PM	#195
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Limerick Thread! If I were you, I'd like to try... __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

10-01-2010, 06:26 PM	#196
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: Limerick Thread! a Cuban stogie before I die

10-01-2010, 09:13 PM	#197
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! They say you can tell by the distinctive "twang"... __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

10-02-2010, 12:16 AM	#198
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,707 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! And all those flavors that Cubans brang, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brang __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-02-2010, 07:19 AM	#199
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Limerick Thread! But a Cohibo will make you cry __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

10-02-2010, 07:20 AM	#200
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Limerick Thread! My lighter's dry, my cutter's broken... __________________ *I loves me a Parti*