Limerick Thread! - Page 70

Gophernut · 02-04-2011, 09:47 AM

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My new co-worker is annoying as hell,

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He always has a story to tell,

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I don't care to hear about his sorry life

If he doesn't shut up, I may take his life,

VTDragon · 02-07-2011, 09:10 AM

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My new co-worker is annoying as hell,

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He always has a story to tell,

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I don't care to hear about his sorry life

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If he doesn't shut up, I may take his life,

'Cept when he buys lunch, then he's really swell.

Gophernut · 02-08-2011, 05:30 PM

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It's so cold I don't want to go home,

icehog3 · 02-08-2011, 06:04 PM

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It's so cold I don't want to go home,

I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,

Gophernut · 02-08-2011, 07:00 PM

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It's so cold I don't want to go home,

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I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,

My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,

icehog3 · 02-08-2011, 07:51 PM

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It's so cold I don't want to go home,

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I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,

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My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,

But if I give him a belt, I might end up broke,

VTDragon · 02-09-2011, 10:06 AM

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It's so cold I don't want to go home,

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I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,

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My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,

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But if I give him a belt, I might end up broke,

So I'm stuck here craving a smoke and working alone

icehog3 · 02-10-2011, 10:18 AM

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I once shared a pie with a monkey,

icehog3 · 02-11-2011, 09:09 AM

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I once shared a pie with a monkey,

14holestogie · 02-11-2011, 09:22 AM

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I once shared a pie with a monkey,

he offered a beer that was skunky

icehog3 · 02-11-2011, 09:23 AM

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I once shared a pie with a monkey,

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he offered a beer that was skunky

So I cut him a slice,

VTDragon · 02-11-2011, 09:49 AM

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I once shared a pie with a monkey,

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he offered a beer that was skunky

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So I cut him a slice,

He liked it better than Lice

Gophernut · 02-10-2011, 10:19 AM

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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

icehog3 · 02-10-2011, 10:28 AM

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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

Gophernut · 02-10-2011, 10:36 AM

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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

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Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,

icehog3 · 02-10-2011, 10:48 AM

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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

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Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

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The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,

No worries, the Admiral could too,

Gophernut · 02-10-2011, 01:14 PM

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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

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Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

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The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,

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No worries, the Admiral could too,

If I get much bigger I'll need a new belt.

Gophernut · 02-10-2011, 01:15 PM

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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

VTDragon · 02-10-2011, 02:09 PM

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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

icehog3 · 02-10-2011, 02:15 PM

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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

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Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

He's fifteen, going on twenty,

02-08-2011, 05:30 PM	#3
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: It's so cold I don't want to go home, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

02-10-2011, 10:18 AM	#8
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02-11-2011, 09:09 AM	#9
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,789 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: I once shared a pie with a monkey, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

02-10-2011, 10:19 AM	#13
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: Hopefully soon this snow will melt, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

02-10-2011, 01:15 PM	#18
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: My 15 year old son can be quite a pain, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson