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Old 01-19-2011, 11:59 PM   #1
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I suppose I forgot to start a new one. Whoops.
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Old 01-20-2011, 09:39 AM   #3
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Old 01-20-2011, 10:29 AM   #6
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Old 01-20-2011, 10:45 AM   #7
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Old 01-21-2011, 07:56 AM   #10
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Old 01-21-2011, 03:45 PM   #11
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The Wings have signed goalie Nabokov,
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:33 AM   #12
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The Wings have signed goalie Nabokov,
(are you just trying to make this difficult?)

To rhyme with this, I must make things up like PaSlaKov
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:38 AM   #14
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I guess PaSlaKov is Ukranian,
This limerick's hurting my cranium
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:39 AM   #15
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I guess PaSlaKov is Ukranian,
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This limerick's hurting my cranium
Are you implying I'm knocking your block off?
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The whipper snapper has finally returned,
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:42 AM   #17
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