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Old 12-13-2010, 12:04 PM   #1
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before the "holiday spirit" kills me.
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Old 12-13-2010, 12:17 PM   #5
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Here, take my neighbors cat.
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Old 12-13-2010, 01:23 PM   #7
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Less than two months until the Super Bowl,
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