Limerick Thread! - Page 53

BloodSpite · 12-10-2010, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I'll smoke all I want,

My stogies I'll flaunt

Doctorossi · 12-10-2010, 09:33 AM

but he said, "Cigars?! I meant crack!"

Doctorossi · 12-10-2010, 09:34 AM

New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,

Mr B · 12-10-2010, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,

Down the chimney, presents should be dropping.

icehog3 · 12-10-2010, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B

Down the chimney, presents should be dropping.

The crowds are immesnse,

Gophernut · 12-10-2010, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B

Down the chimney, presents should be dropping.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

The crowds are immesnse,

Sometimes it get intense,

icehog3 · 12-10-2010, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B

Down the chimney, presents should be dropping.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

The crowds are immesnse,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut

Sometimes it get intense,

In my head, blood vessels are popping.

VTDragon · 12-10-2010, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B

Down the chimney, presents should be dropping.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

The crowds are immesnse,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut

Sometimes it get intense,

But of the Christmas Season there is no topping

icehog3 · 12-10-2010, 10:39 AM

NEW:

My dog says it's too cold to go poop,

Doctorossi · 12-10-2010, 11:03 AM

like a flea-bitten stray in a storm.

Mr B · 12-10-2010, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon

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The thermometer is in single digits

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Even the snowman, he fidgets,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon

Trying to think of new ways to stay warm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

like a flea-bitten stray in a storm.

cuz fire melts them down to midgets

Mr B · 12-10-2010, 11:08 AM

New one for Tom

:

My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.

12-10-2010, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B

New one for Tom

:

My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.

I instruct him its warmer under the stoop,

Doctorossi · 12-10-2010, 11:56 AM

He barks, "My butt itches."

BloodSpite · 12-10-2010, 01:02 PM

"And I'm being stalked by several wenches!"

12-10-2010, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodSpite

"And I'm being stalked by several wenches!"

and booked a flight to Cuba to recoup.

14holestogie · 12-10-2010, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B

New one for Tom

:

My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

I instruct him its warmer under the stoop,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

He barks, "My butt itches."

Then runs off to sniff bit*hes

12-10-2010, 01:09 PM

New:
Friday is the greatest day,

icehog3 · 12-10-2010, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

New:
Friday is the greatest day,

After work, I get to play,

Mr B · 12-10-2010, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

New:
Friday is the greatest day,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

After work, I get to play,

another weekend of football and hockey

12-10-2010, 09:33 AM	#2
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! but he said, "Cigars?! I meant crack!" __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-10-2010, 09:34 AM	#3
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: It sucks when you go Christmas shopping, __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-10-2010, 10:39 AM	#9
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,772 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: My dog says it's too cold to go poop, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

12-10-2010, 11:03 AM	#10
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! like a flea-bitten stray in a storm. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-10-2010, 11:08 AM	#12
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12-10-2010, 11:56 AM	#14
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! He barks, "My butt itches." __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-10-2010, 01:02 PM	#15
BloodSpite He Who Dares...WINS! Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Southwest, Missouri Posts: 364 Trading: (1)	Re: Limerick Thread! "And I'm being stalked by several wenches!"

12-10-2010, 01:09 PM	#18
mikethegoalie32 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! New: Friday is the greatest day,