whats to your left... - Page 2

GolfNut · 09-08-2010, 08:25 PM

Solid red oak bo staff. We'd be fine.

Starscream · 09-08-2010, 08:33 PM

I look to my left and all I see is a wall. I guess it will keep the zombies at bay.

Jbailey · 09-09-2010, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andysutherland

I look to my left and all I see is a wall. I guess it will keep the zombies at bay.

I got a wall too. Maybe we can team up Andy.

NCRadioMan · 09-08-2010, 08:41 PM

Glad I came upon this thread right now because immediately to my left is:

Cell Phone
scissors
2 heavy pens
Gil Hibben fantasy knife with a nice large blade
3in Case pocket knife
Highlander Dirk by Marto (10 inch blade weighs about 6 pounds)
and best of all, my old Stevens .410 shotty with a full box of shells

I'm slow but I could last a little while anyway.

TheTraveler · 09-08-2010, 08:42 PM

My manly fedora and my DD214.

I'll be fine.

XTRazzer · 09-08-2010, 08:49 PM

A window....well, after I crawl over part of a computer desk with a printer....

neoflex · 09-08-2010, 09:01 PM

I am sort of ok and also sort of screwed. To my left is one of my two dogs. Unfortunately, it is my dog who is a big p*ssy so she would most likely piss on the floor and than run and hide rather than defend me. Also to my left is my 1911 which will be good for defense until I run out of bullets which sadly the other mag is in the glove box of my truck and the other 200 rounds are upstairs and not to my left so I will give one or two a good fight and than I am Zombie food.

dwoodward · 09-08-2010, 09:09 PM

I feel bad for the poor guy who has a wall to his left... and zombie death coming to the right.

awsmith4 · 09-08-2010, 09:11 PM

I'm on the deck but immediately to my left is my lighter, cutter, small box fan, propane tank/outdoor heater, and a plastic sandbox shovel. I think I'd better call MacGyver and see what I can make.

MajorCaptSilly · 09-08-2010, 09:25 PM

Diet Dr Pepper (in a bottle)
Wallet
Ball point pen
Envelope with notes from work scribbled on it
2 Cell phones
Refrigerator
Refrigerator magnets
Car keys
2 loaves of bread
Portable hard drive
The legs of a dancer (yes, just the legs)

MCS

dwoodward · 09-08-2010, 08:59 PM

5 empty beer bottles, 4 cans of Dust-Off, a Rubiks Cube, and some ****o's for distraction.

area51 · 09-08-2010, 09:34 PM

42" Flat screen
PS3
Computer Monitor
Laptop
5 Rolling Chairs

I think I'd be alright.

jmsremax · 09-08-2010, 09:47 PM

Well I'm sitting at my desk and to my left is:

a pair of dumbbells on the ground
jar of almonds on my desk
torch lighters
humidor
pens/pencils
glass of water
TV
golf clubs
shoes

pretty much everything in my room is to the left since my desk is against the wall (right side) except for alcohol that is on a shelf to my right haha.

icehog3 · 09-08-2010, 09:59 PM

Cell phone
TV remote
Can of Ozium
Cigars
Computer printer
File cabinet
Garbage can
Closet
Plasma TV

There is a 6-D cell Maglite in the closet, I will give it a shot....otherwise, I am ****ed.

Tripp · 09-08-2010, 10:35 PM

Mostly couch cushions. The best chance I have at defense seems to be an Xbox 360 controller. This won't end well...

J0eybb · 09-08-2010, 11:05 PM

My HK 416 D.....Magpul poster.

SvilleKid · 09-08-2010, 11:32 PM

I'll be ok, for a short time only.

Lamp table - can be broken down to a shield and three of four legs for clubs
Battery powered computer speaker - can use it on the cord to swing as makeshift bolo
Renuzit room freshner - Maybe they don't like the smell of apple and cinnamon?
Heavy stone coaster - should be capable of taking at least one zombie out, if thrown accurately)
Empty Pepsi can - ?? maybe tear it in half, have two pieces with sharp, jagged edges. Not good except for up close work, and who wants to get that close to them?
Heavy table lamp - bust bulb out, use the leads for electric shocks

Fall back plan, to buy time to get to more firepower - my wife's Wather's PPK. Will have to make those 7 shots count!

Skywalker · 09-08-2010, 11:36 PM

MacMini
Dish DVR
Mixture of Blue Rays
LCD TV

I'm screwed!!!

DPD6030 · 09-08-2010, 11:39 PM

Pocket knife
OC/CS spray
Taser,
Flashlight
radio
handcuffs
phone,
computer hard drive
telephone
keys
coffee mug

09-08-2010, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DPD6030

Pocket knife
OC/CS spray
Taser,
Flashlight
radio
handcuffs
phone,
computer hard drive
telephone
keys
coffee mug

Are you in the car dude?

09-08-2010, 08:25 PM	#1
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: whats to your left... Solid red oak bo staff. We'd be fine.

09-08-2010, 08:33 PM	#2
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: whats to your left... I look to my left and all I see is a wall. I guess it will keep the zombies at bay. __________________ Insert quote here.

09-08-2010, 08:41 PM	#4
NCRadioMan Chutney Lovebusciut Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chutney Location: On the shores of Loch Shiel Posts: 4,281 Trading: (66)	Re: whats to your left... Glad I came upon this thread right now because immediately to my left is: Cell Phone scissors 2 heavy pens Gil Hibben fantasy knife with a nice large blade 3in Case pocket knife Highlander Dirk by Marto (10 inch blade weighs about 6 pounds) and best of all, my old Stevens .410 shotty with a full box of shells I'm slow but I could last a little while anyway. __________________ The path to loyalty is trust.

09-08-2010, 08:42 PM	#5
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: whats to your left... My manly fedora and my DD214. I'll be fine. __________________ "My life is my own."

09-08-2010, 08:49 PM	#6
XTRazzer Still Watching My Back Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 131 Trading: (1)	Re: whats to your left... A window....well, after I crawl over part of a computer desk with a printer....

09-08-2010, 09:01 PM	#7
neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	Re: whats to your left... I am sort of ok and also sort of screwed. To my left is one of my two dogs. Unfortunately, it is my dog who is a big p*ssy so she would most likely piss on the floor and than run and hide rather than defend me. Also to my left is my 1911 which will be good for defense until I run out of bullets which sadly the other mag is in the glove box of my truck and the other 200 rounds are upstairs and not to my left so I will give one or two a good fight and than I am Zombie food. __________________

09-08-2010, 09:09 PM	#8
dwoodward Gentlemen, you may smoke! Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Derrick Location: South Dakota Posts: 1,868 Trading: (26)	Re: whats to your left... I feel bad for the poor guy who has a wall to his left... and zombie death coming to the right.

09-08-2010, 09:11 PM	#9
awsmith4 Simple Pleasures - 2oL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Albert Location: Marietta, Georgia Posts: 4,602 Trading: (111)	Re: whats to your left... I'm on the deck but immediately to my left is my lighter, cutter, small box fan, propane tank/outdoor heater, and a plastic sandbox shovel. I think I'd better call MacGyver and see what I can make. __________________ Its THIS easy to support our troops

09-08-2010, 09:25 PM	#10
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: whats to your left... Diet Dr Pepper (in a bottle) Wallet Ball point pen Envelope with notes from work scribbled on it 2 Cell phones Refrigerator Refrigerator magnets Car keys 2 loaves of bread Portable hard drive The legs of a dancer (yes, just the legs) MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

09-08-2010, 08:59 PM	#11
dwoodward Gentlemen, you may smoke! Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Derrick Location: South Dakota Posts: 1,868 Trading: (26)	Re: whats to your left... 5 empty beer bottles, 4 cans of Dust-Off, a Rubiks Cube, and some ****o's for distraction.

09-08-2010, 09:34 PM	#12
area51 Blowing Smoke Rings Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Ken Location: Tejas Posts: 1,259 Trading: (3)	Re: whats to your left... 42" Flat screen PS3 Computer Monitor Laptop 5 Rolling Chairs I think I'd be alright. __________________

09-08-2010, 09:47 PM	#13
jmsremax Yet another Masshole Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Jon Location: MA Posts: 1,245 Trading: (19)	Re: whats to your left... Well I'm sitting at my desk and to my left is: a pair of dumbbells on the ground jar of almonds on my desk torch lighters humidor pens/pencils glass of water TV golf clubs shoes pretty much everything in my room is to the left since my desk is against the wall (right side) except for alcohol that is on a shelf to my right haha. __________________ Stock/Finance banter

09-08-2010, 09:59 PM	#14
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,782 Trading: (60)	Re: whats to your left... Cell phone TV remote Can of Ozium Cigars Computer printer File cabinet Garbage can Closet Plasma TV There is a 6-D cell Maglite in the closet, I will give it a shot....otherwise, I am ****ed. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-08-2010, 10:35 PM	#15
Tripp Pepin Ho of the NorthWest Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tripp Location: Portland, OR Posts: 487 Trading: (5)	Re: whats to your left... Mostly couch cushions. The best chance I have at defense seems to be an Xbox 360 controller. This won't end well... __________________ Make sure you visit the chat! Newcomers welcome. Pete_Johnson: Tripp get the ** out of here with that bull** Benchmade. C'mon Son!

09-08-2010, 11:05 PM	#16
J0eybb Feeling up at Home Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,084 Trading: (5)	Re: whats to your left... My HK 416 D.....Magpul poster. __________________ Live Chat http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=60202

09-08-2010, 11:32 PM	#17
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Re: whats to your left... I'll be ok, for a short time only. Lamp table - can be broken down to a shield and three of four legs for clubs Battery powered computer speaker - can use it on the cord to swing as makeshift bolo Renuzit room freshner - Maybe they don't like the smell of apple and cinnamon? Heavy stone coaster - should be capable of taking at least one zombie out, if thrown accurately) Empty Pepsi can - ?? maybe tear it in half, have two pieces with sharp, jagged edges. Not good except for up close work, and who wants to get that close to them? Heavy table lamp - bust bulb out, use the leads for electric shocks Fall back plan, to buy time to get to more firepower - my wife's Wather's PPK. Will have to make those 7 shots count! __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

09-08-2010, 11:36 PM	#18
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: whats to your left... MacMini Dish DVR Mixture of Blue Rays LCD TV I'm screwed!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

09-08-2010, 11:39 PM	#19
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: whats to your left... Pocket knife OC/CS spray Taser, Flashlight radio handcuffs phone, computer hard drive telephone keys coffee mug