what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? - Page 4

darkleeroy · 08-14-2010, 07:51 PM

Camacho Corojo

d'am · 08-14-2010, 08:26 PM

Puros Indios Viejo. It was so bad I had to smoke a second to make sure the first wasn't a mistake.

acruce · 08-14-2010, 08:30 PM

I forget the name but the band has a chick showing her tits.

ujponds · 08-14-2010, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by acruce

I forget the name but the band has a chick showing her tits.

I can see why you wouldn't notice the name.

taltos · 08-14-2010, 09:08 PM

I have to vote for the Cremosa.

Superbad · 08-14-2010, 10:40 PM

Ghurka's. I have yet to have one that didn't taste like bitters and dirt.

gvarsity · 08-15-2010, 08:18 AM

Pirates gold. Had about three decent puffs and then it turned to ass/ash flavored. Just nasty.

neoflex · 08-15-2010, 08:27 AM

I never had the balls to try a Cremosa or a Tamboril.

For me it was a Pinar something or other. It was gifted to me from a local many, many years ago. It was the ones that they claimed they found a warehouse full of pre-embargo Cuban leaf.(cough BullSh*t, cough, cough) Smoking that thing basically tasted like I was sucking on warm air and that was it. No flavor whatsoever. If you would like to know what it tasted like, wait until the winter and if you have forced air in your home wait for the heat to kick on and grab yourself a straw and suck the air coming out of the vent through the straw. You have now replicated what this smoke tasted like. After that the worst smokes I have ever had was basically every single Nub and I tried all of them except for the Cain as I have yet to convince myself to try one. All the others made it a few puffs and were chucked. Lifes to short to waste time smoking sh*tty cigars.

pektel · 08-15-2010, 08:46 AM

worst i.ve had so far was called a park avenue, made by gurkha iirc.

SvilleKid · 08-15-2010, 01:54 PM

All these neophytes!! Gurkhas are Opus beside Cremosa's. I will be happy to hook-up a select few brothers' that haven't had the "pleasure" of a Cremosa up with both a Cremosa and a Gurkha for a side by side comparison. Only requirement is that they will have to smoke at least half of each cigar and write up a review! I think I have three Cremosa's left. But, may be only two. Will have to dig them out and count.

Smokin Gator · 08-15-2010, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SvilleKid

All these neophytes!! Gurkhas are Opus beside Cremosa's. I will be happy to hook-up a select few brothers' that haven't had the "pleasure" of a Cremosa up with both a Cremosa and a Gurkha for a side by side comparison. Only requirement is that they will have to smoke at least half of each cigar and write up a review! I think I have three Cremosa's left. But, may be only two. Will have to dig them out and count.

Thanks for the offer brother... but I PASS!!!

dwoodward · 08-15-2010, 02:18 PM

I am surprised about all the Gurkha hate... I have had over a dozen of them and have found them to be very consistent and never had one that I didn't like.

And someone here said they took 2 puffs and put it down? Really? Even the best cigars sometimes start out funny.

icehog3 · 08-15-2010, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dwoodward

I am surprised about all the Gurkha hate... I have had over a dozen of them and have found them to be very consistent and never had one that I didn't like.

I must be the Bizarro dwoodward... I have had over a dozen of them and never had one I did like.

darkleeroy · 08-15-2010, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dwoodward

I am surprised about all the Gurkha hate... I have had over a dozen of them and have found them to be very consistent and never had one that I didn't like.

And someone here said they took 2 puffs and put it down? Really? Even the best cigars sometimes start out funny.

There's funny, there's rancid, and then there's "If I continue to smoke this I'll probably end up in the hospital / I question the cigars claim that this is made of tobacco."

I'd imagine the two puffer's are in the last category.

Blak Smyth · 12-04-2011, 01:54 PM

Palma Real!

Tasted like a protein bar made from dog vomit. I had to shower afterward, and still felt dirty.

Doctorossi · 12-05-2011, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Blak Smyth

Tasted like a protein bar made from dog vomit.

That's an awfully precise description... have you had a protein bar made from dog vomit?

Blak Smyth · 12-06-2011, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

That's an awfully precise description... have you had a protein bar made from dog vomit?

No but I have a flavorfull imagination!

massphatness · 09-01-2010, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by SvilleKid

Gurkhas are Opus beside Cremosa's.

Negative. Having done a side by side comparison of the Gurkha Viper with a Cremosa at this year's Shack PPPP, I can say with absolute certainty that the Viper is the worst tasting cigar. Ever.

lovenhim · 08-15-2010, 06:14 PM

Keep in mind that I am new to all of this, but one day I was in my local smock shop and I bout a flavored Phillie Blunt...I forgot which flavor it was. That thing was horrid.

bsmokin · 08-15-2010, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by lovenhim

Keep in mind that I am new to all of this, but one day I was in my local smock shop and I bout a flavored Phillie Blunt...I forgot which flavor it was. That thing was horrid.

I then to learn the hard way as well...

08-14-2010, 07:51 PM	#1
darkleeroy Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Josh Location: Miami, FL Posts: 318 Trading: (0)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Camacho Corojo __________________

08-14-2010, 08:26 PM	#2
d'am Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Midwest Posts: 96 Trading: (7)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Puros Indios Viejo. It was so bad I had to smoke a second to make sure the first wasn't a mistake.

08-14-2010, 08:30 PM	#3
acruce Just killing Time Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: Venus TX Posts: 1,114 Trading: (1)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? I forget the name but the band has a chick showing her tits. __________________ LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST~SMOKE AS MANY FINE CIGARS AS POSSIBLE ~ SMILE ~ IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD!!

08-14-2010, 09:08 PM	#5
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? I have to vote for the Cremosa. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

08-14-2010, 10:40 PM	#6
Superbad Have My Own Room Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Bobby Location: Panama City, FL Posts: 1,784 Trading: (53)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Ghurka's. I have yet to have one that didn't taste like bitters and dirt.

08-15-2010, 08:18 AM	#7
gvarsity still crazy Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 621 Trading: (15)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Pirates gold. Had about three decent puffs and then it turned to ass/ash flavored. Just nasty.

08-15-2010, 08:27 AM	#8
neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? I never had the balls to try a Cremosa or a Tamboril. For me it was a Pinar something or other. It was gifted to me from a local many, many years ago. It was the ones that they claimed they found a warehouse full of pre-embargo Cuban leaf.(cough BullSht, cough, cough) Smoking that thing basically tasted like I was sucking on warm air and that was it. No flavor whatsoever. If you would like to know what it tasted like, wait until the winter and if you have forced air in your home wait for the heat to kick on and grab yourself a straw and suck the air coming out of the vent through the straw. You have now replicated what this smoke tasted like. After that the worst smokes I have ever had was basically every single Nub and I tried all of them except for the Cain as I have yet to convince myself to try one. All the others made it a few puffs and were chucked. Lifes to short to waste time smoking shtty cigars. __________________

08-15-2010, 08:46 AM	#9
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? worst i.ve had so far was called a park avenue, made by gurkha iirc. __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

08-15-2010, 01:54 PM	#10
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? All these neophytes!! Gurkhas are Opus beside Cremosa's. I will be happy to hook-up a select few brothers' that haven't had the "pleasure" of a Cremosa up with both a Cremosa and a Gurkha for a side by side comparison. Only requirement is that they will have to smoke at least half of each cigar and write up a review! I think I have three Cremosa's left. But, may be only two. Will have to dig them out and count. __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

08-15-2010, 02:18 PM	#12
dwoodward Gentlemen, you may smoke! Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Derrick Location: South Dakota Posts: 1,868 Trading: (26)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? I am surprised about all the Gurkha hate... I have had over a dozen of them and have found them to be very consistent and never had one that I didn't like. And someone here said they took 2 puffs and put it down? Really? Even the best cigars sometimes start out funny.

12-04-2011, 01:54 PM	#15
Blak Smyth Think Blue! Join Date: Jun 2011 First Name: SD Location: THE WOOD Posts: 8,486 Trading: (52)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Palma Real! Tasted like a protein bar made from dog vomit. I had to shower afterward, and still felt dirty. __________________ SUPPORT OUR TROOPS

08-15-2010, 06:14 PM	#19
lovenhim Still Watching My Back Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Paul Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 64 Trading: (0)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Keep in mind that I am new to all of this, but one day I was in my local smock shop and I bout a flavored Phillie Blunt...I forgot which flavor it was. That thing was horrid. __________________ "Fire up the Quattro" - Gene Hunt