what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? - Page 3

Savvy · 08-14-2010, 04:54 PM

I had a Cremosa Cubana with a few years on it. I think that just allowed it to gain a little bit more of the mildewy cardboard flavor than it would have had if it was fresh.

I also had a Lars Teten Gorilla Finger, which more or less tastes like smoking a urinal cake.

It's definitely one of those two, I'm just not entirely sure which was more awful than the other.

elderboy02 · 08-14-2010, 05:06 PM

Cremosa Cubana

BryanB · 08-14-2010, 05:17 PM

Flor de Todo or Macanudo Claybourne Jade

ujponds · 08-14-2010, 05:18 PM

Some pretty funny stuff. I'm glad I started this thread, I was actually thinking of picking up some Gurkhas to see what the fuss was all about. I see them all over the place online now I know why, they want to get rid of them!

Ogre · 08-14-2010, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ujponds

Some pretty funny stuff. I'm glad I started this thread, I was actually thinking of picking up some Gurkhas to see what the fuss was all about. I see them all over the place online now I know why, they want to get rid of them!

The issue with Gurkhas is the inconsistency. I had 3 cigars from the same box, 1 good and 2 sucked!!! Will not do that gamble again.

icehog3 · 08-14-2010, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ogre3239

The issue with Gurkhas is the inconsistency. I had 3 cigars from the same box, 1 good and 2 sucked!!! Will not do that gamble again.

I had a similar experience Larry...I had 3 Gurkhas from the same box, 0 good and 3 sucked!

Starscream · 08-14-2010, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by acruce

I forget the name but the band has a chick showing her tits.

Free Cuba

icehog3 · 08-14-2010, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland

Free Cuba

And I thought she was just "cheap".

M1903A1 · 08-14-2010, 10:36 PM

Tom, I can barely type after reading your review!

When cigars come back into vogue you should do cigar reviews for the newspapers!!

My worst...a Puros Indios. In three words: puff, puff, PITCH!!!!!!

icehog3 · 08-14-2010, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by M1903A1

Tom, I can barely type after reading your review!

When cigars come back into vogue you should do cigar reviews for the newspapers!!

I guess I could try The Onion, Scott.

s15driftking · 08-15-2010, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I had a similar experience Larry...I had 3 Gurkhas from the same box, 0 good and 3 sucked!

see, the reason i know you are lying is because you'd never own a whole box of gurkhas!!!

icehog3 · 08-15-2010, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by s15driftking

see, the reason i know you are lying is because you'd never own a whole box of gurkhas!!!

It's called "comedic license", Bobby.

RevSmoke · 08-14-2010, 05:49 PM

Is this premium hand-rolled cigars, or any cigars at all.

Lars Tetem (I smoked a couple when they first came out)
Grand Nica
Macanudo
Te Amo

Adriftpanda · 08-14-2010, 06:02 PM

Famous-Garcia Family

Jbailey · 08-14-2010, 06:03 PM

El Baton.

I felt like I went to a garbage dump and sucked on the incinerator chimney.

Ferrari5180 · 10-11-2010, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jbailey

El Baton.

I felt like I went to a garbage dump and sucked on the incinerator chimney.

I found those to not be worth the money tbh. They are not awful, but I would not buy them again. As for Gurkha's, I have only tried the Assassins and I like them quite a bit. Now back on topic, the worst cigar I have ever smoked had to be a Rocky Patel - Cameroon Legend Toro. Shame on Rocky

cmitch · 10-15-2010, 09:31 AM

Like my profile says. I hate 'em! Damn them to cigar hell. Traumatizing. Tasted like an old woman's perfume smells.

DMK · 08-14-2010, 06:17 PM

anything from Gurkha....

quantim0 · 08-14-2010, 06:17 PM

A Gurkha Beast thAt tasted like I was smoking the stale earth that the beast had peed on for the last 5 years.

Terrifying.

cricky101 · 08-14-2010, 07:05 PM

Tried a Cremosa in a PPP and it so far has been the worst cigar I've EVER tried. Thinking about it gives me shivers

08-14-2010, 04:54 PM	#1
Savvy Bull Goose Loony Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jordan Location: Wherever the AF takes me Posts: 381 Trading: (11)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? I had a Cremosa Cubana with a few years on it. I think that just allowed it to gain a little bit more of the mildewy cardboard flavor than it would have had if it was fresh. I also had a Lars Teten Gorilla Finger, which more or less tastes like smoking a urinal cake. It's definitely one of those two, I'm just not entirely sure which was more awful than the other.

08-14-2010, 05:06 PM	#2
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,517 Trading: (133)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Cremosa Cubana

08-14-2010, 05:17 PM	#3
BryanB Have My Own Room Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Bryan Location: Benson, NC Posts: 1,177 Trading: (58)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Flor de Todo or Macanudo Claybourne Jade __________________ "Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians." Ulysses S. Grant

08-14-2010, 05:18 PM	#4
ujponds Homer Joe Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Mark Location: New York Posts: 238 Trading: (2)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Some pretty funny stuff. I'm glad I started this thread, I was actually thinking of picking up some Gurkhas to see what the fuss was all about. I see them all over the place online now I know why, they want to get rid of them!

08-14-2010, 10:36 PM	#9
M1903A1 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 1060 W. Addison Posts: 1,573 Trading: (4)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Tom, I can barely type after reading your review! When cigars come back into vogue you should do cigar reviews for the newspapers!! My worst...a Puros Indios. In three words: puff, puff, PITCH!!!!!! __________________ "It's the cigars that bring us together, but it's the people that cause us to stay."

08-14-2010, 05:49 PM	#13
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,881 Trading: (51)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Is this premium hand-rolled cigars, or any cigars at all. Lars Tetem (I smoked a couple when they first came out) Grand Nica Macanudo Te Amo __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

08-14-2010, 06:02 PM	#14
Adriftpanda Peter's Daddy Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Huy Location: No one wants me Posts: 10,313 Trading: (74)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Famous-Garcia Family __________________ Who eats plantains when they can eat placenta.

08-14-2010, 06:03 PM	#15
Jbailey Brewcifer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Madison, WI Posts: 5,218 Trading: (17)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? El Baton. I felt like I went to a garbage dump and sucked on the incinerator chimney. __________________ "Sent to spy on a Cuban talent show first stop- Havana au go-go." Field Marshall Douche Bag.

10-15-2010, 09:31 AM	#17
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Like my profile says. I hate 'em! Damn them to cigar hell. Traumatizing. Tasted like an old woman's perfume smells.

08-14-2010, 06:17 PM	#18
DMK S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Darryl Location: Hamilton, ON. Canada. Posts: 2,747 Trading: (86)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? anything from Gurkha.... __________________ Darryl, SOB...

08-14-2010, 06:17 PM	#19
quantim0 Feeling at Home Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Andrew Location: Palm Bay, Fl Posts: 528 Trading: (20)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? A Gurkha Beast thAt tasted like I was smoking the stale earth that the beast had peed on for the last 5 years. Terrifying. __________________ All animals are equal, but some are more equal then others. -George Orwell

08-14-2010, 07:05 PM	#20
cricky101 Micro brew tester Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: St. Paul, Minnesota Posts: 684 Trading: (8)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Tried a Cremosa in a PPP and it so far has been the worst cigar I've EVER tried. Thinking about it gives me shivers __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire