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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
You: Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Her: No, why? You: 'Cause I can see me in your pants. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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05-07-2010, 11:40 AM
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
Me: Did that hurt?
Chick: Did what hurt? Me: When you fell from heaven? |
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05-07-2010, 11:49 AM
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
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05-07-2010, 11:56 AM
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
So... What's your favorite extra-value meal...baby???
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05-10-2010, 12:27 PM
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Have My Own Room
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
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I hear ya brother!
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05-07-2010, 12:13 PM
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
My friend thought this was a good line for some reason. I doubt he used it though.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized? |
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05-07-2010, 12:17 PM
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Have My Own Room
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
I think I know you from before, but you would have to take off your clothes in order for me to be 100% sure.
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05-07-2010, 12:18 PM
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Resident Maduro Whore!!
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
Ever had your belly button licked?
From the inside?
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05-07-2010, 12:21 PM
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
Me: Were you raised near the ocean?
Her: No. Why would you ask? Me: Because you're super pretty and oceans are cool and stuff and you seem really nice. MCS
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05-08-2010, 07:06 AM
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Don't knock the Ash...
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05-10-2010, 11:44 AM
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
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05-10-2010, 12:17 PM
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
Your hips seem narrow for child birthing but I like way you spin around like a Solid Gold dancer. Please write your phone number on my left wrist. Not my right wrist; I use that for too many Ninja moves and it may wear off before I find a chance to call you on my expensive, cordless telephone.
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05-07-2010, 12:21 PM
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Have My Own Room
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
What do you think of Bill Clinton? (Answer...) Yeah, me too, but I try not to follow that stuff regarding Bill, Hilliary, or Monica. Want a cigar?
Seemed funny considering the forum here... lol
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05-07-2010, 04:26 PM
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
Did you know that I can part my hair with my tongue?
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05-07-2010, 04:59 PM
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
Hi seemed to work.
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05-08-2010, 07:02 AM
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
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05-10-2010, 03:01 PM
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Have My Own Room
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
Hi, I'm L.T.
SMACK! Don't tell anybody about this, OK?  Too soon?
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05-10-2010, 03:28 PM
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Gravy Boat Winnah.
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Pete
Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people
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Well, aren't you a pretty little ribeye... Want to go have a hot time on my grill?
And that is actually used to address a chunk of meat... and the purpose is to get it's deliciousness in my belly... I got nuttin. |
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05-10-2010, 05:41 PM
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Where's my buffaloooo ...
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Re: post your favorite pick up lines
Courtesy of Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man:
Uh... was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress. |
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