How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? - Page 2

elderboy02 · 04-22-2010, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

Considering how much ammo I've got, I'd probably run out of zombies before I ran out of cigars.

04-22-2010, 12:14 AM

It would take me a very long time forme cause my xikar lighter would run out of butane in 5 min. And I would be sad cause I don't have another light.

Are these the brain eating zombies? Or are they more like beetlejuice? Cause beetlejuice would likely enjoy a cigar and we can just smoke peacefully together.

stearns · 04-22-2010, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MTBAlex

Cause beetlejuice would likely enjoy a cigar and we can just smoke peacefully together.

for beetlejuice

stearns

Bax · 04-22-2010, 02:04 AM

Wait, arent Nub's rolled on the thighs of virgin Zombies?

spectrrr · 04-22-2010, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Bax

Wait, arent Nub's rolled on the thighs of virgin Zombies?

icehog3 · 04-22-2010, 01:09 AM

Stupid sexy zombies.

wolfandwhisky · 04-22-2010, 01:21 AM

what if the zombies liked cigars, and you could toss cigars at them to slow them down if they are chasing you? like throwing raw meat to a angry junkyard dog?

how many bundles could you go through before you'd have to start throwing your more prized sticks?

lightning9191 · 04-22-2010, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by wolfandwhisky

what if the zombies liked cigars, and you could toss cigars at them to slow them down if they are chasing you? like throwing raw meat to a angry junkyard dog?

how many bundles could you go through before you'd have to start throwing your more prized sticks?

Unless the zombies are able to herf with me without eating my brains I'm not sharing my cigars with them. Plus you would just have a herd of mooching zombies following you around. Congratulations on becoming the Pied Piper of the zombie apocalypse.

jaydub13 · 04-22-2010, 02:15 AM

Excellent question.... In a zombie apocalypse, I could smoke wherever I damn well pleased, so I would be good for a lot less time than I would like, say, about a month at 2-4 a day. Therefore: on my way to a safe location, I would raid the local B&M. Sure it's risky, but what's the point of surviving in a world without anti-smoking laws if you can't enjoy it? My route would look something like: sporting goods store(load up on ammo), B&M(load up on the real essentials), and then head to the Costco(plenty of food and water, tall concrete walls, and locking steel doors). Then camp out, light up a stogie, and pick off zombies from the roof when I got bored.

Don Fernando · 04-22-2010, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Tripp

If the zombie apocalypse happened today

I don't know what drugs you are on, but you might want to stop

captain53 · 04-22-2010, 04:32 AM

Funny Post - I got about 12-15 months worth of cigars and ammunition based on moderate Zombie attack and probably 6 months supply for the worst attack possible.

spectrrr · 04-22-2010, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Don Fernando

I don't know what drugs you are on, but you might want to stop

Well now that you mention it.....

5 scientific reasons zombie apocalypse could actually happen

Who says it's all idle theory?

Time to stock up on the ammo and cigars

Skywalker · 04-22-2010, 11:49 AM

The BABOTL have it all planned out!!!

Our cigars would last at least a week, after that we smoke Arganese, Ratters is supply artillery and ammo, Greg's bringing the wine, Bob's got the CCs covered, and we are taking over Sierra Nevada Brewery!!!

Hell, that already sound's like one of our Herfs!!!

replicant_argent · 04-22-2010, 06:36 AM

define the ratio of cigars:zombies:ammo: coffee : rum/day and we may be able to discuss this intelligently. All else is simple supposition.

shilala · 04-22-2010, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

define the ratio of cigars:zombies:ammo: coffee : rum/day and we may be able to discuss this intelligently. All else is simple supposition.

I will admit that I'm shamefully low on ammo, though. I'm thinking I'd only last a month or two if I was fending off a bpocalypse. An apocalypse, probably not more than a week or two, provided I shoot straight.

shilala · 04-22-2010, 07:16 AM

I do have lots of coffee and cigars. If any of you guys have extra ammo, cmon over and hang. You should probably call first. And wear something sexy. You'll have a lot better chance of getting through the bullets.

GreekGodX · 04-22-2010, 08:05 AM

Now would the zombies reach Cuba? First sign of zombie attack I'm heading to Cuba and taking over the cigar factories. That way no worries about cigars or rum

Then I'd take a huge Yacht to the middle of the Atlantic and just chill until you guys handled the zombies.

Emjaysmash · 04-22-2010, 08:30 AM

Lol, I think Id probably last 2 months with my stock now.

KenyanSandBoa · 04-22-2010, 09:44 AM

This tread is killing me.

I love the fact that the topic of "Zombie Apocalypse" is the most stimulating discussion I've had all day.

Jack Straw · 04-22-2010, 10:02 AM

At the current smoking rate, probably a year and a half. Pipe tobacco, on the other hand, about 10.

04-22-2010, 12:14 AM	#2
MTBAlex Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? It would take me a very long time forme cause my xikar lighter would run out of butane in 5 min. And I would be sad cause I don't have another light. Are these the brain eating zombies? Or are they more like beetlejuice? Cause beetlejuice would likely enjoy a cigar and we can just smoke peacefully together.

04-22-2010, 02:04 AM	#4
Bax C A P S...CAPS CAPS CAPS! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Ringgold,GA Posts: 2,173 Trading: (70)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Wait, arent Nub's rolled on the thighs of virgin Zombies? __________________ I'm the most interesting man in the world... but only if you find stupid stuff really interesting.

04-22-2010, 01:09 AM	#6
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,900 Trading: (60)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Stupid sexy zombies. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-22-2010, 01:21 AM	#7
wolfandwhisky Resident Whisky Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 First Name: Matt Location: Arizona Posts: 521 Trading: (4)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? what if the zombies liked cigars, and you could toss cigars at them to slow them down if they are chasing you? like throwing raw meat to a angry junkyard dog? how many bundles could you go through before you'd have to start throwing your more prized sticks?

04-22-2010, 02:15 AM	#9
jaydub13 aka Little Pickle Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Jason Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 227 Trading: (5)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Excellent question.... In a zombie apocalypse, I could smoke wherever I damn well pleased, so I would be good for a lot less time than I would like, say, about a month at 2-4 a day. Therefore: on my way to a safe location, I would raid the local B&M. Sure it's risky, but what's the point of surviving in a world without anti-smoking laws if you can't enjoy it? My route would look something like: sporting goods store(load up on ammo), B&M(load up on the real essentials), and then head to the Costco(plenty of food and water, tall concrete walls, and locking steel doors). Then camp out, light up a stogie, and pick off zombies from the roof when I got bored.

04-22-2010, 04:32 AM	#11
captain53 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Lake of the Ozarks & Austin, TX Posts: 1,333 Trading: (3)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Funny Post - I got about 12-15 months worth of cigars and ammunition based on moderate Zombie attack and probably 6 months supply for the worst attack possible.

04-22-2010, 11:49 AM	#13
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? The BABOTL have it all planned out!!! Our cigars would last at least a week, after that we smoke Arganese, Ratters is supply artillery and ammo, Greg's bringing the wine, Bob's got the CCs covered, and we are taking over Sierra Nevada Brewery!!! Hell, that already sound's like one of our Herfs!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

04-22-2010, 06:36 AM	#14
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? define the ratio of cigars:zombies:ammo: coffee : rum/day and we may be able to discuss this intelligently. All else is simple supposition. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

04-22-2010, 07:16 AM	#16
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? I do have lots of coffee and cigars. If any of you guys have extra ammo, cmon over and hang. You should probably call first. And wear something sexy. You'll have a lot better chance of getting through the bullets. __________________

04-22-2010, 08:05 AM	#17
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,894 Trading: (82)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Now would the zombies reach Cuba? First sign of zombie attack I'm heading to Cuba and taking over the cigar factories. That way no worries about cigars or rum Then I'd take a huge Yacht to the middle of the Atlantic and just chill until you guys handled the zombies. __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

04-22-2010, 08:30 AM	#18
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Lol, I think Id probably last 2 months with my stock now. __________________

04-22-2010, 09:44 AM	#19
KenyanSandBoa The Nightman Cometh... Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Jim Location: Massholia Posts: 1,463 Trading: (74)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? This tread is killing me. I love the fact that the topic of "Zombie Apocalypse" is the most stimulating discussion I've had all day. __________________ I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears.

04-22-2010, 10:02 AM	#20
Jack Straw Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Andrew Location: Brooklyn Posts: 111 Trading: (3)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? At the current smoking rate, probably a year and a half. Pipe tobacco, on the other hand, about 10. __________________ Overkill is consistently more fun.