UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3 - Page 2

G G · 10-29-2008, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

Alright... I have tried really hard to be nice...

But this is FL/GA week and I hate farkin Georgia!!!! Your stupid mascot dog is inbred... Your star running back is the Anti Christ... I hate Vince Dooley... I hate Herchel Walker... I hate Lindsey Scott... I hate Larry Munson... I hate those stupid blazers and penny loafers at games... But I do love Ray Goff!!!

I piss on your tires and laugh at your fat girlfriends!!!

Thats funny stuff right there. I don't like that guy who says "OH MY" I get so sick of hearing him say that. I think it's Mick Hubert the super weenie.

10-29-2008, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

Alright... I have tried really hard to be nice...

But this is FL/GA week and I hate farkin Georgia!!!! Your stupid mascot dog is inbred... Your star running back is the Anti Christ... I hate Vince Dooley... I hate Herchel Walker... I hate Lindsey Scott... I hate Larry Munson... I hate those stupid blazers and penny loafers at games... But I do love Ray Goff!!!

I piss on your tires and laugh at your fat girlfriends!!!

And that my friends is why this place is called the Asylum.

The Professor · 10-29-2008, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by rwhit37

And that my friends is why this place is called the Asylum.

icehog3 · 10-29-2008, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

Alright... I have tried really hard to be nice...

But this is FL/GA week and I hate farkin Georgia!!!! Your stupid mascot dog is inbred... Your star running back is the Anti Christ... I hate Vince Dooley... I hate Herchel Walker... I hate Lindsey Scott... I hate Larry Munson... I hate those stupid blazers and penny loafers at games... But I do love Ray Goff!!!

I piss on your tires and laugh at your fat girlfriends!!!

I like Herchel Walker.

taltos · 10-30-2008, 06:17 AM

The only good Gator is a belt or a pocketbook.

SeanGAR · 10-30-2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ggainey

The rest of the story:

Overall win/loss record in history of game is Georgia 47, Florida 37, and 2 ending in a tie. So 47-37-2, with Georgia having the most wins. From 1990 thru 2007, it is Florida 15, Georgia 3.

Yes, thats what I said. I started counting when Steve Spurrier and I began working at UF in 1990. Ancient history doesn't really interest me.

icehog3 · 10-30-2008, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SeanGAR

Yes, thats what I said. I started counting when Steve Spurrier and I began working at UF in 1990. Ancient history doesn't really interest me.

Exactly.....you know, the Chicago Cubs have won more Championships than the Arizona Diamondbacks. I am sure that makes all the Cubs fans more than satisfied.

The Professor · 10-30-2008, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Exactly.....you know, the Chicago Cubs have won more Championships than the Arizona Diamondbacks. I am sure that makes all the Cubs fans more than satisfied.

Ouch! Now that's just a low blow, Admiral.

Q. -Why did Forrest Gump attend Alabama instead of Florida?
A. -He wanted the greater academic challenge.

10-30-2008, 10:01 AM

Uga - 27
fu - 17

icehog3 · 10-30-2008, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Jokermann

Uga - 27
fu - 17

Psychic?

Starchild · 10-30-2008, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Psychic?

Just another dyslexic Bulldog

It's
UGA-17
UF-27

10-30-2008, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Starchild

Just another dyslexic Bulldog

It's
UGA-17
UF-27

Wiat, thet is al wrung! You swetched the scor! It neds to bee UGA with 27 and FU weth 17.

Genetic Defect · 10-30-2008, 04:02 PM

Q. - What are the requirments for attending the University of Florida?

A. - Showing up.

icehog3 · 10-30-2008, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Vito

Q. - What are the requirments for attending the University of Florida?

A. - Showing up.

What are the requirements you had to meet to become a dildo?

Genetic Defect · 10-30-2008, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

What are the requirements you had to meet to become a dildo?

Q. -If a stupid blonde, a smart Gator student, and Santa Claus were playing cards, who would win?

A. -The stupid blonde, the other two don't exist.

icehog3 · 10-30-2008, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Vito

Q. -If a stupid blonde, a smart Gator student, and Santa Claus were playing cards, who would win?

A. -The stupid blonde, the other two don't exist.

This ain't the jokes thread, this is a betting thread.

Florida won National Championships in '96 and '06. Georgia's last one was 1980, so apparently they find the goal posts more often than UGA.

s0leful0ne · 11-01-2008, 06:04 PM

Its GREAT to BE a FLORIDA GATOR!!!

can't wait for ybor herf fellas

11-01-2008, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Professor

Hey Admiral?

You want to lose another 5er again this year?

Your cigars were so tasty last year that I'd love to win them again.

On the off-chance that FU actually wins, I'd send you a fiver.

Straight-up. No points. I take UGA, you take Florida. A fiver of acceptable smokes.

You game?

Others should feel free to start side bets with each other, here, too. UGA fans: be sure to show FU fans pictures of what the number 5 looks like, though -- being the Florida fans that they are, many of them never learned to count past 3.

Would you like some mud pie?

The Professor · 11-01-2008, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by cigars_n_scotch

Would you like some mud pie?

that's ok ... I'm full on humble pie.

11-01-2008, 10:01 PM

I stopped watching in the third quarter....It was just to hard to watch.. Congrats to FU.

10-30-2008, 06:17 AM	#5
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3 The only good Gator is a belt or a pocketbook.

10-30-2008, 10:01 AM	#9
Jokermann Guest Posts: n/a	Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3 Uga - 27 fu - 17

10-30-2008, 04:02 PM	#13
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,204 Trading: (5)	Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3 Q. - What are the requirments for attending the University of Florida? A. - Showing up.

11-01-2008, 06:04 PM	#17
s0leful0ne Its Huge. Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 477 Trading: (22)	Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3 Its GREAT to BE a FLORIDA GATOR!!! can't wait for ybor herf fellas

11-01-2008, 10:01 PM	#20
Jokermann Guest Posts: n/a	Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3 I stopped watching in the third quarter....It was just to hard to watch.. Congrats to FU.