Random Advice Thread - Page 2

11-10-2008, 12:01 PM

"Be sure you're right, then go ahead"

"You may all go to hell. Me? I'm going to Texas"

Steve · 10-22-2008, 04:28 PM

You can't please everyone, so you might as well decide who you're gonna piss off and have fun doing it!

(My motto for dealing with unrealistic project managers)

CHRONO14 · 10-22-2008, 04:32 PM

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort" - Herm Albright

Thought that was a great quote I saw a few years back.

10-22-2008, 05:14 PM

Never go in the woods without enough gun to kill anything you will come across.

No Fat Chicks

If you are going to fail.. Might as well go down inverted, spinning, with your hair on fire. (as per my college roommate)

SvilleKid · 10-22-2008, 05:21 PM

Life's experience:

You will ALWAYS need the useless piece of junk from the workshop that you discarded the day before the last trash pick-up.

Duct Tape, Bailing wire and WD-40. If these don't fix it, time for a cigar.

macms · 10-22-2008, 06:01 PM

Life. The only teacher that kills all of it's students.

Old Sailor · 10-23-2008, 08:52 PM

Don't try this at Home...we're all trained professionals!

CBI_2 · 10-23-2008, 09:00 PM

Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Mugen910 · 10-23-2008, 09:07 PM

Never stay in bed unless you get paid well for it.

Tikihut27 · 10-25-2008, 05:27 AM

"Don't look into car headlights and freeze, because you will either get run over or shot." -Bill Watterson as Hobbes

WyoBob · 10-25-2008, 06:36 AM

"Bought right is half-sold". Old cattle buyer's saying.

WyoBob

Steve · 10-28-2008, 09:19 PM

Live in the present, forgive your past.

Neuromancer · 10-28-2008, 09:53 PM

Here's the three most important things for a great life:

#1: Respect for all living things.

#2: A healthy bowel movement on a regular basis.

#3: A navy blue blazer.

And, oh, yes, don't take your eye off the ball!

PS - Plagiarized from The Fisher King...

Steve · 10-28-2008, 09:56 PM

#2 is #1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neuromancer

#2: A healthy bowel movement on a regular basis.

11-07-2008, 09:32 PM

Gotta revive this thread.

He that has chili dog for lunch should not burp in paint mask.

Don't ask.

icehog3 · 11-07-2008, 10:32 PM

Don't pull your love out on me, baby, If you do then I think that maybe I'll just lay me down and cry for a hundred years.

av8tor152d · 11-08-2008, 06:48 AM

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

11-14-2008, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by av8tor152d

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

I always hated that one... slow is slow. but I guess if you mean slow is smooth, smooth eventually makes you fast....

Starscream · 11-14-2008, 08:55 AM

If you're going to cheat, don't copy the dumb person's paper. Copy answers from the smart person.

kjd2121 · 11-14-2008, 03:18 PM

Why do today what you can put off til tomorrow!

10-22-2008, 05:14 PM	#4
funnymantrip Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Never go in the woods without enough gun to kill anything you will come across. No Fat Chicks If you are going to fail.. Might as well go down inverted, spinning, with your hair on fire. (as per my college roommate)

10-22-2008, 05:21 PM	#5
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Re: Random Advice Thread Life's experience: You will ALWAYS need the useless piece of junk from the workshop that you discarded the day before the last trash pick-up. Duct Tape, Bailing wire and WD-40. If these don't fix it, time for a cigar. __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

10-22-2008, 06:01 PM	#6
macms ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mile High Posts: 996 Trading: (56)	Re: Random Advice Thread Life. The only teacher that kills all of it's students. __________________

10-23-2008, 08:52 PM	#7
Old Sailor Black Ops - S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Side Porta!! Kingsville, Ont., Canada Posts: 4,218 Trading: (22)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't try this at Home...we're all trained professionals! __________________ Canadian Armed Forces 1976! Canadian Coast Guard, retired in 2012 after 32 years!!

10-23-2008, 09:00 PM	#8
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

11-10-2008, 12:01 PM	#1
theycallmedan'lboone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread "Be sure you're right, then go ahead" "You may all go to hell. Me? I'm going to Texas"

10-22-2008, 04:28 PM	#2
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Random Advice Thread You can't please everyone, so you might as well decide who you're gonna piss off and have fun doing it! (My motto for dealing with unrealistic project managers) __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

10-22-2008, 04:32 PM	#3
CHRONO14 It is what it is Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: CubTown Posts: 49 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort" - Herm Albright Thought that was a great quote I saw a few years back. __________________ "Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt." ~ Sun Tzu

10-23-2008, 09:07 PM	#9
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Random Advice Thread Never stay in bed unless you get paid well for it. __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

10-25-2008, 05:27 AM	#10
Tikihut27 Learned to Love the Bomb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 818 Trading: (3)	Re: Random Advice Thread "Don't look into car headlights and freeze, because you will either get run over or shot." -Bill Watterson as Hobbes __________________ I can no longer sit back and allow... the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

10-25-2008, 06:36 AM	#11
WyoBob Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bob Location: Buffalo, WY Posts: 155 Trading: (1)	Re: Random Advice Thread "Bought right is half-sold". Old cattle buyer's saying. WyoBob

10-28-2008, 09:19 PM	#12
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Random Advice Thread Live in the present, forgive your past. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

10-28-2008, 09:53 PM	#13
Neuromancer Will work for Boli GM's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Marc Location: Lost in translation...near Newnan, GA Posts: 1,417 Trading: (23)	Re: Random Advice Thread Here's the three most important things for a great life: #1: Respect for all living things. #2: A healthy bowel movement on a regular basis. #3: A navy blue blazer. And, oh, yes, don't take your eye off the ball! PS - Plagiarized from The Fisher King... __________________ "...pipe smoking is properly an intellectual exercise." ~ Christopher Morley, 1916

11-07-2008, 09:32 PM	#15
smokeyscotch Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Gotta revive this thread. He that has chili dog for lunch should not burp in paint mask. Don't ask.

11-07-2008, 10:32 PM	#16
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,938 Trading: (60)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't pull your love out on me, baby, If you do then I think that maybe I'll just lay me down and cry for a hundred years. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

11-08-2008, 06:48 AM	#17
av8tor152d Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jason Location: Huntsville AL Posts: 1,152 Trading: (21)	Re: Random Advice Thread Slow is smooth and smooth is fast. __________________ W.O.L.F. pack member since 2002

11-14-2008, 08:55 AM	#19
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Random Advice Thread If you're going to cheat, don't copy the dumb person's paper. Copy answers from the smart person. __________________ Insert quote here.

11-14-2008, 03:18 PM	#20
kjd2121 Gaining Muscle - SS Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Near Phoenix Posts: 44 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Why do today what you can put off til tomorrow!