I am a cigar aficianado! - Page 3

Bruzee · 02-08-2009, 10:26 PM

Thanks for this link. I laughed my arse off! Although, the sad part is if I'd seen this when first starting, I'd believe most of it!

Skywalker · 02-08-2009, 10:36 PM

That video was provided to us through a grant!!!

I want a grant!!! I think I could do a better job with less than $20.00!

$5.00 Padron 2000 (Nicaraguan cigar which doesn't exist) a little more $$$ = better cigar
$2.00 Ronson Torch
$2.00 Cutter
$3.00 DV Tape

Watching this video priceless!!!

Rock Star · 02-08-2009, 10:39 PM

that was a petite robusto? and cubans are illegal? LoL..i only smoke domincans..very entertaining dave..thanks

DrDubzz · 02-08-2009, 11:12 PM

in summary, cigars are either: mild, strong, or illegal

markem · 02-08-2009, 11:31 PM

well, I guess you are all saying that I should remove that bookmark, eh?

bigliver · 02-08-2009, 11:58 PM

A grant, a man, a dream. Oh by the way, don't try to film a f*****g cigar video in the middle of the park on a windy day. Oh yeah, Cubans are illegal so don't smoke them. I only wish my local pawn shop would give me a grant to make a video.

Boss Hogg · 02-09-2009, 01:08 AM

ugh... Bueller?.... Bueller?....

elderboy02 · 02-09-2009, 05:03 AM

That was funny

SeanGAR · 02-09-2009, 05:41 AM

Employee of the month. You can't beat that.

http://askmrmilo.com/EOTMStanley.html

I wonder how much the grant was.

It it was more than a buck, I would have great admiration for this man's negotiation skills.

Laptop computer with a camera, a windy day, one cigar to smoke, a cutter, matches and a bic lighter.

What would he spend the grant money on?

02-09-2009, 08:08 AM

Painful to watch.

Kreth · 02-09-2009, 08:21 AM

Well, by definition, an aficianado is nothing more than an enthusiast. It doesn't infer any kind of expertise. Still (and this is coming from a total newbie) the vid was laughable. I would have titled it How Not To Smoke A Cigar 101.

Skywalker · 02-10-2009, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth

Well, by definition, an aficianado is nothing more than an enthusiast. It doesn't infer any kind of expertise. Still (and this is coming from a total newbie) the vid was laughable. I would have titled it How Not To Smoke A Cigar 101.

The way he says it (aficionado) suggests that he has something to teach! As you said, "How Not to Smoke a Cigar 101!"

As others have mentioned... WTF was the pocket knife for??? Doesn't he say, "As a last resort"? Last resort to... blowing my brains out after watching his instructional video???

I still want a grant!!!

D_A · 02-09-2009, 08:25 AM

I wonder if we qualify for the free diploma from his university now that we've watched the video.
http://www.askmrmilo.com/AskMrMiloUniversityHome.html

kaisersozei · 02-09-2009, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D_A

I wonder if we qualify for the free diploma from his university now that we've watched the video.
http://www.askmrmilo.com/AskMrMiloUniversityHome.html

This is genius:

"Ask Mr. Milo University if funded through an endowment from
The Ask Mr. Milo Foundation, the charitable arm of Ask Mr. Milo, Inc."

The guy's got a whole business...er, "university"...going here. Can you imagine the grant applications, tax write-offs, etc., he gets for filming this crap? Genius, I tell you, genius. Might even be something in the new Stimulus plans for universities like these.

I'm gonna build a university out of my garage.

Skywalker · 02-09-2009, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaisersozei

This is genius:

"Ask Mr. Milo University if funded through an endowment from
The Ask Mr. Milo Foundation, the charitable arm of Ask Mr. Milo, Inc."

The guy's got a whole business...er, "university"...going here. Can you imagine the grant applications, tax write-offs, etc., he gets for filming this crap? Genius, I tell you, genius. Might even be something in the new Stimulus plans for universities like these.

I'm gonna build a university out of my garage.

As long as you serve beer and cigars, I'll attend!!!

gnukfu · 02-09-2009, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

As long as you serve beer and cigars, I'll attend!!!

Darrell you should do a video on how to guzzle...I mean quaff....a brewski!

md4958 · 02-09-2009, 08:33 AM

somebody needs to send this guy a Ronson... The only GOOD thing about this video was the mention of the Red Sox!

jkim05 · 02-09-2009, 09:23 AM

This was hilarious, I had a lot of fun with my brother watching this video.

N2Advnture · 02-09-2009, 09:42 AM

"Do not remove the band because that is as far as you want to smoke"

ROFLMAO!

Having herf'd with you Dave, now I know why you do some of the things you do

DocLogic77 · 02-09-2009, 01:48 PM

Very funny stuff!

02-08-2009, 10:26 PM	#1
Bruzee Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: D Location: San Diego Posts: 1,508 Trading: (30)	Re: I am a cigar aficianado! Thanks for this link. I laughed my arse off! Although, the sad part is if I'd seen this when first starting, I'd believe most of it! __________________

02-08-2009, 10:36 PM	#2
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: I am a cigar aficianado! That video was provided to us through a grant!!! I want a grant!!! I think I could do a better job with less than $20.00! $5.00 Padron 2000 (Nicaraguan cigar which doesn't exist) a little more $$$ = better cigar $2.00 Ronson Torch $2.00 Cutter $3.00 DV Tape Watching this video priceless!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

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Rock Star Mike Hawk for President Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Freddy Location: Herfville Posts: 270 Trading: (1)	Re: I am a cigar aficianado! that was a petite robusto? and cubans are illegal? LoL..i only smoke domincans..very entertaining dave..thanks __________________

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DrDubzz Formerly RX2010 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Virginia Posts: 2,201 Trading: (34)	Re: I am a cigar aficianado! in summary, cigars are either: mild, strong, or illegal

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bigliver Cigarmurai Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: Oki Posts: 404 Trading: (9)	Re: I am a cigar aficianado! A grant, a man, a dream. Oh by the way, don't try to film a f*****g cigar video in the middle of the park on a windy day. Oh yeah, Cubans are illegal so don't smoke them. I only wish my local pawn shop would give me a grant to make a video. __________________ Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.

02-09-2009, 01:08 AM	#7
Boss Hogg Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Curt Location: Hazzard County Posts: 288 Trading: (3)	Re: I am a cigar aficianado! ugh... Bueller?.... Bueller?....

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elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,517 Trading: (133)	Re: I am a cigar aficianado! That was funny

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SeanGAR Crotchety Geezer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Radford VA Posts: 911 Trading: (3)	Re: I am a cigar aficianado! Employee of the month. You can't beat that. http://askmrmilo.com/EOTMStanley.html I wonder how much the grant was. It it was more than a buck, I would have great admiration for this man's negotiation skills. Laptop computer with a camera, a windy day, one cigar to smoke, a cutter, matches and a bic lighter. What would he spend the grant money on? __________________ How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

02-09-2009, 08:08 AM	#10
Java Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I am a cigar aficianado! Painful to watch.

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Kreth Ronin smoker Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jeff Location: Oneonta, NY Posts: 3,620 Trading: (14)	Re: I am a cigar aficianado! Well, by definition, an aficianado is nothing more than an enthusiast. It doesn't infer any kind of expertise. Still (and this is coming from a total newbie) the vid was laughable. I would have titled it How Not To Smoke A Cigar 101.

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D_A Dave's not here Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: NC Posts: 272 Trading: (7)	Re: I am a cigar aficianado! I wonder if we qualify for the free diploma from his university now that we've watched the video. http://www.askmrmilo.com/AskMrMiloUniversityHome.html

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md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: I am a cigar aficianado! somebody needs to send this guy a Ronson... The only GOOD thing about this video was the mention of the Red Sox! __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

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