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NEW ONE: G: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio? B: No, but I have a cat. G: It's not the same thing. B: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding. G: It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl? B: I respect its privacy.
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Undead Recruiter
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Going to bump this:
New One: Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack? Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.
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No, you got mine.....I thought yours was TDR, but now I remember they said "chicken Fu*ker" so Idk
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Going to bump this with a hint. Charles Grodin was the second lead actor in this movie.
New One: Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack? Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.
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Yes I am a Pirate
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Yes I am a Pirate
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How about an easy one: "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light"
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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Have My Own Room
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-New One- "lead name ), this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure. "
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Feeling at Home
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"Way to go, Hamilton!"
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"Dogs and cats.....living together....mass hysteria!!"
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Yes I am a Pirate
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Ghost Busters.... Who you gonna call! How about: wife: "Are you going to stand there with that stupid look on your face while the hired help insults your wife? " husband: "He can't help it - he's just ignorant. He doesn't know any better than to tell the truth. And I can't help this stupid look. I started acquiring it as you gained in social prominence!"
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