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Old 09-12-2013, 08:16 AM   #1
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Push button transmission.
An Edsel?
I think Dodge had it as well.
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'58 Chrysler my day's friend had in Cuba had it.
Use to race my dad on the strip to Vardero Beach.
My dad would kick his butt in his '59 t-Bird.
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I had the PB transmission in my '63 Plymouth (loved that Slant 6!)
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That was my guess as well.
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My 69 Camaro had the floor high beam switch. Replaced it every few years. Seems like the sand or something would cause it to wear out. I actually prefer it to the signal stem switch.
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My 69 Camaro had the floor high beam switch. Replaced it every few years. Seems like the sand or something would cause it to wear out. I actually prefer it to the signal stem switch.
^^ THIS ! How big a pain is it to get comfortable with your left arm up on the window for 10 seconds only to be forced to move your left arm, grab the lever, pull the lever to dim the lights, wait for the oncoming car to pass, flip the high beams back on, put your left arm on the window for 10 seconds, wash-rinse-repeat.

Much better to keep your arm comfortable and just tap-tap with your left foot.
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Old 09-13-2013, 07:54 AM   #8
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Old 09-16-2013, 06:54 AM   #9
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:25 AM   #10
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The 1st ice tray??
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My parents had a few of these that we used every day. They were eventually replaced by the plastic ones. We repurposed them by taking teh guts out and using the metal trays as water bowls in our rabbit hutch.
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Old 09-17-2013, 05:46 AM   #12
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I often post the instructions for a similar old tray on "How to Make Ice" for those morons at the office that take the last ice cube.

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[quote=Brlesq;1883631]I often post the instructions for a similar old tray on "How to Make Ice" for those morons at the office that take the last ice cube.

Wow.
Metal ice trays with lever.
Man is that an oldie.
I remember I considered the plastic and twist the most incredible invention since fire.
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How about those truly innovative folks at Miller Lite????
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$69 in '66 was a small fortune for a bike. The Schwinn 5 speed fastback was the coolest thing on two wheels.
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$69 in '66 was a small fortune for a bike. The Schwinn 5 speed fastback was the coolest thing on two wheels.
What, no sissy bar?
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What, no sissy bar?
Mine had a sissy bar that also had a headrest, well ahead of the auto industry.
It was a Colombia 5 speed, red.
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