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Old 12-27-2012, 08:23 AM   #1
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Old 01-08-2013, 07:46 PM   #2
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Did you have a Hot Wheels Factory?

I did, I have the scars on my hands to prove it. Molten plastic dispenser for kids. What a great idea!
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Did you have a Hot Wheels Factory?

I did, I have the scars on my hands to prove it. Molten plastic dispenser for kids. What a great idea!
At 8 years old you could mold a car, fill it with firecrackers, douse it with gasoline, pour a line of gas to act as a wick, singe your hair lighting it, revel over the explosion and burned out mass of bubbling plastic, then go throw lawn darts at your buddies.
It doesn't get much better than that.
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:30 AM   #6
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At 8 years old you could mold a car, fill it with firecrackers, douse it with gasoline, pour a line of gas to act as a wick, singe your hair lighting it, revel over the explosion and burned out mass of bubbling plastic, then go throw lawn darts at your buddies.
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Ahhh...those were the days
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At 8 years old you could mold a car, fill it with firecrackers, douse it with gasoline, pour a line of gas to act as a wick, singe your hair lighting it, revel over the explosion and burned out mass of bubbling plastic, then go throw lawn darts at your buddies.
It doesn't get much better than that.
We used a trail of gun powder instead of gasoline to get it all started
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:52 AM   #10
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If you can describe at least one episode from memory . . .

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I used to love Rat Patrol! Nothing that couldn't be solved with a couple Jeeps with .50cal machine guns!
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Jonathan Harris was a riot. No Irwin Allen fans here ?

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And, who didn't try to drop a boulder on a whole roll? I remember when the metal rockets came out -- that was exciting for a least 3 minutes...lol
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