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Sitting with the Queen drinking tea,
She asked "Do you fart when you pee?", I thought for a bit, And asked "Do you belch when you sh!t?", And thought that was quite clever of me.
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Barristers argue cases in court.
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Can we just merge with Canada instead? I grew up with Canadian TV being about the only real channel we could receive (Havre, MT, look it up on google maps). Hockey Night in Canada, Monty Python unedited and the complete World At War series. Love the Canadian national anthem, one of the most beautiful to sing. Ranks right there with American the Beautiful.
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pffft didnt need your help you just decided to join us we had Jack Churchill with him we could of taken over the world with his claymore alone.
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I heard about him trying to band up with Paul Bunyon and his ox.
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Bah, tea is garbage. Coffee, hot and black like the pits of hell, now that's a civilized beverage for the afternoon. Come to think of it, I'll trade you some coffee for some good beer.
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The U.S. of A got the Beatles, Stones, Zeppelin, and Great Britain got Madonna. Score one more for the good guys.
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Errr wut last time i checked the beetles/stones/zeppelin where all English.
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I think you have to push the punctuation keys for them to work.
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