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Old 02-29-2012, 09:34 PM   #1
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^^We need an emoticon for this!^^
THAT would be epic. can it have Beevis in it?
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:25 PM   #2
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Smitty81....The first to achieve more threads started than posts.
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Old 03-01-2012, 12:54 AM   #3
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This thread is epic
You need to get out more
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:05 PM   #4
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There once was a man from Juno,
He said, 'Sex, this i do know,
Women are fine,
sheep are divine,
but armadillos are numero uno.

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Old 02-29-2012, 09:26 PM   #5
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Nevermind....just found it:

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Old 02-29-2012, 09:38 PM   #6
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How cold is it!?!
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:40 PM   #7
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Old 02-29-2012, 11:00 PM   #8
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This thread has given me diabetes......
It gave me Lupus.
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Old 03-01-2012, 12:55 AM   #9
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Old 03-01-2012, 07:17 AM   #10
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Old 03-01-2012, 08:58 AM   #11
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Why, is he rabid?
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Why, is he rabid?
I don't want you infecting him with your Lupus!
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Old 03-01-2012, 01:29 AM   #13
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:36 AM   #14
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It gave me Lupus.
It gave me hemorrhoids.
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I so very much want to make a Smitty81=Lisa Lampanellis gooey cavern joke.





But I won't.










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Didn't read all 6 pages, but congrats on your own banter Smitty and howdy
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Didn't read all 6 pages, but congrats on your own banter Smitty and howdy
I did. Didn't really miss anything you couldn't gather from the last page.


Good luck with this Smitty81... Good luck..
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In response to Gary's handrail/fingernail comment............I gave myself a nose bleed once.
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Read more. Post less. Think more. Relax. Not every thought needs a post or, worse, a thread.
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