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Old 02-29-2012, 03:03 PM   #1
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How cold is it?
A lot colder than it will ever get where you live.
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:16 PM   #2
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A lot colder than it will ever get where you live.
I don't know, it gets pretty chilly here...
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:18 PM   #3
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I don't know, it gets pretty chilly here...
Maby chilly but not cold.
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:02 PM   #4
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I said, Nebraska is so cold....
How cold is it?...
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:04 PM   #5
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Hot climate, year round.....duh
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:08 PM   #6
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Hot climate, year round.....duh
like Dallol, Ethiopia
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Old 02-29-2012, 04:04 PM   #7
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like Dallol, Ethiopia
You got Google figured out. Use the same whit for the search bar.
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Old 02-29-2012, 04:43 PM   #8
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like Dallol, Ethiopia
This is what happens when you Google without reading the entire article. Dallol no longer exists, but from 1960-66 it holds the record for highest mean temperature over an extended period.
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:03 PM   #9
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Now, this beats the hell outta Nebraska banter
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:05 PM   #10
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It is so cold, Josh doesn't have to worry about his humidor getting to hot!

Yeah, that sucked. Don't most jokes at roasts suck, though?

I'll be here all za veek .
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:07 PM   #11
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It is so cold, Josh doesn't have to worry about his humidor getting to hot!

Yeah, that sucked. Don't most jokes at roasts suck, though?

I'll be here all za veek .
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:09 PM   #12
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So cold I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant............
..........that a saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:18 PM   #13
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:50 PM   #14
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It's rainy and windy here in Oregon.
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It's rainy and windy here in Oregon.
same here! I'm so hungry, I could go for 99 cent tacos at Jack in the Box
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...and then they always ask if I want it toasted? I always want it toasted. Stop asking repetitive questions.
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