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Old 11-09-2011, 06:35 PM   #1
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Default Re: Any other coal burners here?

That doesn't happen around here. She wouldn't last too long
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Old 11-09-2011, 09:37 PM   #2
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Default Re: Any other coal burners here?

Honestly, I can say I haven't been put in a situation like that in quite some time. The last time anything like that happened was around five years ago. My now fiancé and I had just finished grocery shopping, and, seeing it was pouring down rain I went to fetch the vehicle. I pulled up to the curb (20 feet down from the entrances mind you) and got out to load the groceries so she can get in the car. When she was pushing the cart over, some guy for no rhyme or reason rammed his shopping cart into the side of her and called her a *****. Well, what happened next the good Lord needs to forgive me for, that is, when the day comes that I seek genuine repentance.
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Old 11-11-2011, 11:52 AM   #3
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Old 11-18-2011, 09:06 AM   #4
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Default Re: Any other coal burners here?

Driving an older model Dodge Ram w/ a Cumins Diesel around Boston, I got this kinda thing A LOT. I left the truck idling for 20 minutes to warm up and charge the battery a little and the neighbors called the cops, no joke!

And yes, more than a few times they ended up eating my black soot in payment
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Old 09-28-2012, 11:40 PM   #5
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Default Re: Any other coal burners here?

I wonder if Prius Lady knows how the electricity that runs her car is made? What a dope.
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Old 09-29-2012, 05:35 AM   #6
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Default Re: Any other coal burners here?

I would have loved to have been there with my old Mustang! I would have proceeded to lay several round patches of rubber in the lot, or maybe just a nice brake torque to get those back tires a smokin' as she walked up. Eat THAT, biotch!!!!
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Old 09-29-2012, 08:13 AM   #7
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Default Re: Any other coal burners here?

I can't believe she has the nerve to say (at :38) "I'm just asking you to be pleasant and courteous."

She needs to practice what she preaches.
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Old 09-29-2012, 11:11 AM   #8
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Default Re: Any other coal burners here?

The pleasant and courteous comment made me giggle, myself.
I enjoy crazy person days. It makes for good stories.
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Old 09-29-2012, 12:32 PM   #9
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Fake.
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Old 09-29-2012, 02:57 PM   #10
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Fake.
I think if it were fake it would have had a little more entertainment value, like someone getting fake "hurt" or something.
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