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Old 08-24-2011, 05:06 PM   #1
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The Weather Channel says today's east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault.

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Old 08-24-2011, 05:09 PM   #2
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Old 08-24-2011, 05:10 PM   #3
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Old 08-24-2011, 05:17 PM   #4
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Old 08-24-2011, 06:11 PM   #5
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I heard the Washington Monument was leaning slightly and had a crack on the inside. This would be Washington's biggest crack problem since Marion Berry.
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Old 08-24-2011, 06:34 PM   #6
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Will give that one
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Old 08-24-2011, 06:39 PM   #7
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Some pic's of the "damage"

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Old 08-24-2011, 06:59 PM   #9
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Old 08-24-2011, 07:37 PM   #10
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Some of my pictures were crooked. Waiting to hear back from the insurance company.
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My God, man, will you east coasters ever be able to rebuild?
It's going to be tough but with counseling I think I can
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The Weather Channel says today's east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault.
It turns out it was just the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

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Old 08-25-2011, 12:38 PM   #14
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That's what happens when you bounce a $14,000,000,000,000.00 check
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