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Old 02-23-2011, 10:50 AM   #1
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THIS!!! x100 (only if you meant that in the way in which I think you mean it )


Been crunching numbers, and it seems to make sense as long as I can figure out what to do next, and make sure whatever it is gives me some health insurance.
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Old 02-23-2011, 11:23 AM   #2
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And Michael, the luscious thing started when someone mispronounced my username as "Luscious-XXX"
I know, but your avatar is neither Luscious nor Lascivious... at least not for me

And, from what I hear from others, you are not nearly as creepy as your avatar... I will leave it to your wife/SO as to whether you are Luscious or Lascivious
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Old 02-23-2011, 12:37 PM   #3
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THIS!!! x100 (only if you meant that in the way in which I think you mean it )



And Michael, the luscious thing started when someone mispronounced my username as "Luscious-XXX"
Freudian slip?
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Old 02-23-2011, 09:30 AM   #4
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I see a guy camped out taking pictures out in front of your house as a no-win situation. If he's on a/the job, he's not going to tell you anything, which is just going to piss you off. If he's not on a/the job, then he's probably doing something shady, which should piss you off.

And, as for the guy in the car, he's not going to be happy to have to talk to you because you're either a) screwing with his job or b) screwing with the "job" he's about to pull.

Either way, everyone is pissed off. See, no win

So that's why I just call Tom or Tyr
If someone is parked in your neighborhood doing something that you consider suspicious, call the local police non-emergency number and let them handle it. I live across from a grade school and anyone parked in front of my house taking pictures is gonna get reported quick.
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Old 02-23-2011, 09:42 AM   #5
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Randy Newman was rude to me once.... ONCE!

LOL, no one is rude to luscious objects of desire
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Old 02-23-2011, 09:59 AM   #6
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LOL, no one is rude to luscious objects of desire

i dare you to say that in a falsetto voice with limp wrists.

seriosuly stuff like that is as fun as the supper troopers meow game. got me thru many a day while i was in uniform.
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Old 02-23-2011, 10:03 AM   #7
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i dare you to say that in a falsetto voice with limp wrists.

seriosuly stuff like that is as fun as the supper troopers meow game. got me thru many a day while i was in uniform.
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I would play the meow game in the ambulance with the drunks.
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Old 02-23-2011, 10:12 AM   #8
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I would play the meow game in the ambulance with the drunks.
I can see it meow...

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Old 02-23-2011, 09:56 AM   #9
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I'm sorry Týr, but "Luscious" does not go with your Avatar
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Old 02-23-2011, 10:24 AM   #10
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Too bad. He should have been better at not being suspicious looking.
I said he might be a cop, Scott....I never said he might be a good cop.
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My butt itches.
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My butt itches.
Never a good sign...
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Old 02-23-2011, 03:20 PM   #17
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My butt itches.
You should call Luscious to help you take care of that, I have heard his hands can work magic.
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You should call Luscious to help you take care of that, I have heard his hands can work magic.
I am WELL aware, Pete.
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I am WELL aware, Pete.
<shudders>
Where is that TMI smiley when you realllllly need it.

I gotta go use the mental floss.
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Where is that TMI smiley when you realllllly need it.

I gotta go use the mental floss.
I like it best when Luscious loofahs my stretch marks.
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