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Old 12-11-2008, 09:08 PM   #1
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Nah. I just got married. I'm not buying any jewelry for a while.

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Old 12-09-2008, 09:16 PM   #2
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If you have XM, the Evercleanse commercials are..., well words escape me.

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Old 12-09-2008, 11:18 PM   #3
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I plan on boycotting jewlery stores until some chick is good enough for me to go there. I have the feeling it'll be a long, single next 70 years for me.
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:40 PM   #4
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lets be honest here. women, chime in if your reading this...

If I hand my sweetie a nice diamond necklace... just as long as its real... CAN SHE REALLY TELL WHERE THE **** I GOT IT FROM?
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:50 PM   #5
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We were joking about this over lunch at work today. We all agreed we hated the commercial. But then we decided to do the resverse commercial. Not sure this "types" out well, but at least in person this is funny sh!t. The commercial starts off with a guy looking at his credit card statement, he looks at his pal and says (in a disstressed voice) "she went to Jared" then his pal responds in a very loud angry voice "SHE WENT TO JARED" then he responds back "SHE WENT TO FFFFFF$CKING JARED", and it goes on from there. Anyway, I think SNL should get all over this because we were rolling on the floor going through the motions.
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Old 12-10-2008, 05:38 AM   #6
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I went to Jared!


Honestly, I don't know where a Jared is located. Don't have them around here, (I don't think).


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Old 12-10-2008, 05:47 AM   #7
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lets be honest here. women, chime in if your reading this...

If I hand my sweetie a nice diamond necklace... just as long as its real... CAN SHE REALLY TELL WHERE THE **** I GOT IT FROM?
Well, most women are equipped with Tiffany's radar.....

But we would all be thrilled with a diamond necklace!
Great choice for a Christmas gift, I'm sure your sweetie will be thrilled
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:00 AM   #8
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First time I saw the commercial I wanted to scream. Had never heard of this place and finally saw one of their stores,,,gimmee a break, it's no better than Kays or any other mall store that has diamonds. The prices they have aren't better than any other place plus the fact they are higher. I got my wifes diamonds in the Carribean where diamond stores sell at such a lower price. We knew the place we bought it was highly recommended but we still wanted to ensure what we bought was high quality. We took it to an appraiser and found out that the diamond stone and band were appraised at $15,000 and I paid $8,000. Jareds can go f**k themselves.
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OMG!! He went to Jared!!!!

If I hear that one more time I'm going to

These Jared ads are ubiquitous. I see them on TV. I hear them on the radio. I don't even know where there is Jared store anywhere around here!!

I SWEAR because of their annoying ads that I will NEVER EVER give them of my money. Who else is with me?

I would have to agree.
I see them in my area at least three times a day in the evenings.
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:06 PM   #10
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHIo4VruGZY

And which one of you guys is this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSm5Olms52M
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:56 PM   #11
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OMG!! He went to Jared!!!!

If I hear that one more time I'm going to

See..... if you would have went to Jared this wouldn't be an issue...


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Old 12-11-2008, 07:24 PM   #12
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I LOVE JARED!!! Wait hear me out, my first name is Jared. for many years all I heard was subway this and subway that . But now I moved up, all i get now is "he went to Jared". It didnt help that I could lose a few pounds either and yes I did try the subway diet LOL. I'll take diamonds and gold over sam witches any day. I feel more classy now.
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