Cat advice - Page 2

cbsmokin · 12-10-2008, 12:59 PM

Move all of your furniture around, that will piss them off for sure!

Whee · 12-14-2008, 08:30 PM

MCS,

I saw this and feared for you, until I saw it was in North Carolina.

Hide the handguns!!
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/12/...4091229116961/

The headline says it all.

MajorCaptSilly · 12-14-2008, 09:18 PM

I rubbed them together and stuck them on the ceiling today. They are pissed. Sleeping with my eyes open tonight!

MCS

12-14-2008, 09:28 PM

Gotta throw this out there....

Do you know how to make a cat sound like a dog??

Douse it in gasoline, light a match, and WOOF!!!!

Now, do you know how to make a dog sound like a cat??

Stick it in the freezer for about a week, take it out, run it across the tablesaw....MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jason · 12-14-2008, 11:02 PM

wrap their feet in foil and put a sock on their heads, they'll love you forever

12-15-2008, 10:06 AM

cats no the score tho

12-10-2008, 12:59 PM	#1
cbsmokin Looking for the Apex Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Craig Location: In da ATL Posts: 883 Trading: (10)	Re: Cat advice Move all of your furniture around, that will piss them off for sure! __________________ Check out C.A.R.B. IV http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...840#post879840

12-14-2008, 08:30 PM	#2
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,593 Trading: (17)	Re: Cat advice MCS, I saw this and feared for you, until I saw it was in North Carolina. Hide the handguns!! http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/12/...4091229116961/ The headline says it all. __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

12-14-2008, 09:18 PM	#3
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Cat advice I rubbed them together and stuck them on the ceiling today. They are pissed. Sleeping with my eyes open tonight! MCS

12-14-2008, 09:28 PM	#4
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice Gotta throw this out there.... Do you know how to make a cat sound like a dog?? Douse it in gasoline, light a match, and WOOF!!!! Now, do you know how to make a dog sound like a cat?? Stick it in the freezer for about a week, take it out, run it across the tablesaw....MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12-14-2008, 11:02 PM	#5
Jason the thing under the thing Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: ok Posts: 290 Trading: (4)	Re: Cat advice wrap their feet in foil and put a sock on their heads, they'll love you forever

12-15-2008, 10:06 AM	#6
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice cats no the score tho