Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego? - Page 3

thebayratt · 10-06-2010, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by rack04

Where is the "This Thread is AWESOME Without Pics" smilie?

O, I got pics...... but they are not for the faint of heart.... they actually got me kicked off Myspace (no big loss there).

pektel · 10-07-2010, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by rack04

Where is the "This Thread is AWESOME Without Pics" smilie?

Right next to the "thanks" button.

shark · 10-07-2010, 06:28 PM

How about waking up in the middle of the night to take a leak, and stepping barefoot in a pile of dog or cat vomit?

kgraybill · 10-11-2010, 07:52 PM

Stung by a wasp on the ---- after havin a good time with my high school girlfriend in the woods.

Lucky_Hippo · 10-06-2010, 02:33 PM

Stepped on the claw end of a hammer bare footed before. It was hiding under a piece of news paper in the garage and layed my heel open like a knife blade.

Oh the joys of home ownership and repair. LOL

kelmac07 · 10-06-2010, 05:26 PM

Lincoln Logs suck too!!

The original wooden ones!!!

smelvis · 10-06-2010, 05:30 PM

Stepping on a BBMF Maduro is way worse

shark · 10-06-2010, 07:18 PM

Getting a tiny sliver of glass stuck in the sole of your foot sucks, too. Especially when you don't realize it at first, and it gets infected.

When I was a kid there were a few times that I ripped the nail off of one of my toes. I used to always be barefoot outside in the summer, so you know...

The worst was when I somehow got a splinter caught under a fingernail. I mean, it was a good 1/4 inch under the nail, too. It began to get infected, so I just took a sewing needle, sterilized it, and carefully dug the tiny sliver out of there.

replicant_argent · 10-06-2010, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by shark

Getting a tiny sliver of glass stuck in the sole of your foot sucks, too.

Did that a couple weeks ago with a shard of plate glass. No infection, but the suckage was high...
Tonight?

Slamming the crown of my 6'1" skull into the bottom edge of a 5'10" trailer door opening.

jdakine · 10-06-2010, 07:51 PM

Walking in the dark at 5:30 in the morning and to step on my dogs old chewed up Nylabone.

Better yet, walking across the Ala Moana reef to the surf spot, only to step on vana, then have to turn around without even surfing

Skywalker · 10-06-2010, 10:14 PM

I once took a hot Pyrex casserole dish out of the oven... it shattered... I wasn't wearing shoes or socks and stepped on a piece of hot glass... It went into my foot with ease!!!

Ouch!!!

Beat that!!!

shilala · 10-07-2010, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

Slamming the crown of my 6'1" skull into the bottom edge of a 5'10" trailer door opening.

Imagine, if you will, a big dumb farmer trying to catch a pheasant in a flight pen that's shorter than him. Said flight pen is built of rough cut 2x4's. The roof netting supports are rough cut hemlock, as well.
The skillset here is bending over, getting the particular bird you need to fly up and hit the roof netting where he stalls and you grab him mid-flight. Sometimes a little burst of speed is necessary.
If your focus on the bird, timing, and speed are all just right, you can tell you didn't catch the bird when you wake up laying in the mud, looking up at the trees.
Yes, it leaves a mark.

St. Lou Stu · 10-06-2010, 07:34 PM

Allright guys.... I can tell that none of ya have zipped your junk up in your jeans zipper.

I win, and anyone else who has can attest.

Mods, lock it up.

BigFrank · 10-06-2010, 07:43 PM

Shooting yourself in the hand with a Ramset Gun is pretty Shitty....

JDTexan · 10-07-2010, 06:57 AM

Driving a 4 wheeler through a barbed wire fence at deer camp and almost decapitating yourself at the age of 13 was not fun in the least. To top that on the way to the closest hospital, 2 hours away, our car hit a deer and totaled the car. We waited for an hour on the side of the road before someone picked us up and took me to the hospital where plastic surgeons did wonders.

Conch Republican · 10-07-2010, 08:59 AM

Sell them off like Vin does!

tenbaseg · 10-07-2010, 09:03 AM

Stepping on my dog's nylabone is awful. It's like barbed wire on the carpet.

shilala · 10-07-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by tenbaseg

Stepping on my dog's nylabone is awful. It's like barbed wire on the carpet.

I forgot all about those stupid things. They're brutal, especially when they get little. On bare feet. Dayum.

GWN · 10-12-2010, 06:11 PM

I just walked out my front door at dusk and smacked my head on a hanging flower basket, pissing off a gigantic wasp that promptly attacked my melon.
It hasn't been a good day.

lostark374 · 10-12-2010, 06:18 PM

Lit Cigarette in the Grass Bare foot... oh yeah it keeps burning because the grass keeps it from being smothered. hurts pretty good at the time and having a burn on the bottom of your foot keeps it fresh in your mind for a week or so.

10-07-2010, 06:28 PM	#3
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,617 Trading: (0)	Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego? How about waking up in the middle of the night to take a leak, and stepping barefoot in a pile of dog or cat vomit? __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

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shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,617 Trading: (0)	Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego? Getting a tiny sliver of glass stuck in the sole of your foot sucks, too. Especially when you don't realize it at first, and it gets infected. When I was a kid there were a few times that I ripped the nail off of one of my toes. I used to always be barefoot outside in the summer, so you know... The worst was when I somehow got a splinter caught under a fingernail. I mean, it was a good 1/4 inch under the nail, too. It began to get infected, so I just took a sewing needle, sterilized it, and carefully dug the tiny sliver out of there. __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

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jdakine Sawadee Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Jay Location: Republic of Maui Posts: 2,482 Trading: (34)	Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego? Walking in the dark at 5:30 in the morning and to step on my dogs old chewed up Nylabone. Better yet, walking across the Ala Moana reef to the surf spot, only to step on vana, then have to turn around without even surfing __________________ Live your life to the fullist and smoke your favorate cigars

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lostark374 Framed Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Aaron Location: Southern California Posts: 432 Trading: (5)	Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego? Lit Cigarette in the Grass Bare foot... oh yeah it keeps burning because the grass keeps it from being smothered. hurts pretty good at the time and having a burn on the bottom of your foot keeps it fresh in your mind for a week or so. __________________ Eatin Kernel's Chicken, Drinkin Heineken Brew!!!!!