I built a shed. A nice shed. My neighbors all asked when the cable would be installed. Here's my shed:
Nice, huh? Does YOUR shed have french doors?
Anyway, don't brag about your shed. I learned that karma will get you if you do this.
The shed is 12'x12'. This means the square footage is about 3% of my yard. So what would the chance be that less than a year after I finish (still have some detail left to do, even), the wind would rip a 25' branch off my tree and deposit it, spear-like, through the roof of my shed? Apparently 100%.
Rats.