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Old 04-23-2021, 09:17 AM   #1
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Default For my retired B/SOTL (one day I'll join you...)
I am a Senager. (Senior teenager)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne.

Life is great.

When I was a child I thought nap time was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.

I don't have gray hair, I have "wisdom highlights."

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
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Old 04-23-2021, 09:35 AM   #2
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with your outlook on life as a retiree..you gonna love it.
"getting lucky"...I can relate to that one, lol
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Old 04-23-2021, 09:57 AM   #3
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What? What? Say again?
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Old 04-23-2021, 10:33 AM   #4
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Get off of my lawn!
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